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everyone get hyped for Joel Smallishbeans week raaaaah!!

OFFICIAL PROMPTS LIST FOR THE SEVEN HOLY NIGHTS OF JEREMY-SECOND WEEK OF OCTOBER

tagging everyone i can in reblog!

ty to @insomnya, @hannnsh for the prompts list and @daily-smallishbeans! and ofc, ty to everyone that showed interest!!!! spread the word of jeremy everyone lol!

so. I may or may not have watched. The thing. You know which one. The shonen anime in Minecraft. The takedown of capitalism and the meritocracy. The thing where they say stuff like “I attack you with a three block vertical jump” and you go “no wayyyyyy!” and remain fully immersed. Yeah. That one. And then I went ahead and watched the second one. Just cause.

anyway,

(Also the image quality is terrible sorry lol)

Hi sorry if this is invasive but are u trans? Just wondering :)

Yep! Glad to know the people can tell lol

Other deep dark secrets of mine:

I am what is affectionately (?) known as a disaster bisexual

I am 4”11 meaning that every single one of the hermits would tower over me

I’m ace! Not aro though, I’m very much a sappy romantic, to my eternal annoyance

I like listening to a mix of my chemical romance and the magic the gathering soundtrack, which is an extremely weird taste in music to be sure

speaking of magic, that’s like my favorite thing ever and it’s my personal goal in life to have my art on an mtg card.

and speaking of My Chem, I can’t go to the concert they are doing soon and not to cause a panic guys but it’s kinda the literal end of the world

Anyway I’m glad the secret is out now so I can make all those gay jokes I’ve been wanting to tell. Also your welcome/apologies for including all the bonus Ian trivia, I’m just  cool  weird Like that. Also I’m terrible at keeping secrets and have been dying to tell. Also: Thank you anon for asking! Any type of ask makes my day, and I greatly enjoy getting to spill the tea on any sort of secret

he's not a wet cat.

also we collectively summoned the life series guys. jeremyism is scientifically proven now so... uh yeah

I pixeled the guy ever. This is my first time trying pixel art, so I think it came out alright all things considered!

for some reason it’s teeny tiny and i have no clue how to unshrinkify him so uh i guess click for non bug Joel? (It’s ok you’ll always be a bug to me Joel smallishbeans ^^)

what if… dnd au but instead of them being heroes and adventures within the dnd universe, they are just a bunch of nerds playing tabletops rpgs together?

like, Tango is the dm who has spent forever crafting the perfect home brew campaign and is determined to make it the most amazing campaign any of them have ever been part of. He’s got the custom maps and characters figures and costumes and voices and one session he even brings in a fog machine for ambience. He’s like the perfect dm to a bunch of perfectly terrible players who will only encourage each others worst dnd habits.

Etho is the one whose been playing dnd since, like, edition 1, and who shows up to the first session of the campaign and starts describing his character and someone’s like “are you playing kakashi from naruto?” And Etho’s like “oh is that who this is? I just found it premade online and thought it sounded cool” and he’s got the emo backstory and looks real cool but is in reality not actually that good of a character and whoever made it horribly messed up the stat distribution but for some reason he always avoids death and it stuck with the underpowered not-kakashi for forever.

Joel is the murder hobo (it’s a dnd term guys trust) who tries to kill everything who also renames all his spells and weapons on dnd beyond to really silly things and then forgets what they were originally and needs someone to translate for him. He will always make sure things get out of hand, accidentally starting cults, making sure the party is always at least mildly morally gray, killing people left and right, aggressively shipping his character with other peoples jus because. He is the embodiment of chaotic neutral. (He says he is chaotic evil in the life series but I think he is more chaotic neutral because chaotic evil will cause chaos for the sake of evil and chaotic neutral will cause evil for the sake of chaos)

Bdubs is the one constantly trying to befriend everything, who also unnecessarily narrates everything he is doing (ex. “I Am RAISING my EYEBROWS at you!!!!”) and he has a million pets and always makes Tango explain what each one is doing at that moment every five seconds and is constantly yelling at Joel for killing everything while Joel is always yelling at him for befriending everything. He will argue that the dice are rigged if he rolls badly and 100% has one of those dice time out chairs and will be extremely superstitious about which dice he uses.

Jimmy is the one who keeps having really great ideas but really terrible luck with the dice rolls, and always manages to stumble into traps. He’s also the only one trying to actually follow the rules and remain completely in character, like everyone’s like “oh it’s probably over here!” And Jimmy’d be like “yeah WE know that but guys our characters wouldn’t!!!!!!!!” And he’s like the perfect player in terms of how nice and easy he makes it for Tango to dm but is terrible at the actual gameplay. He will loudly boast to the enemy that they are about to “get WRECKED, FOOLS!” And pulls out a spell that should kill them instantly if he rolls anything but a nat 1, and guess what he rolls lol.

Scar is the one whose character dies first session and he just picks up a pen, writes “jr” next to the character name, and shouts “I’ve come to avenge my father!” he’d also name his character something like “Hotstuff McSexyman” (if Joel doesn’t take that name first) but actually be surprisingly wholesome and moral, if kinda bad at combat. Extremely oblivious as a player, Tango has to spell out the answer for each puzzle and he will kill an ally genuinely thinking that it’s an enemy.

Grian is the one playing a firmly non-human character who has just the most normal guy core backstory, like “yeah I’m Clarence, I’m 45 with a wife and kids and I’m going on this adventure to celebrate my retirement.” But he’s like a lizard guy or something

Gem is the one who makes a really nice and sweet and normal dnd character and then combat starts and she takes out a magical great sword powerful enough to one shot the BBEG (it stands for big bad evil guy and it’s real dnd term. Gotta love nerd culture) and rolls a nat 20. She is also the only reliably sane one here (Grian goes about managing his sanity like he does shifts at the permit office, and Etho is sane but his character turns out actually to be pretty ineffective at, like, everything so there’s not much he can do except have the privilege of being driven insane rather than already being so. Everyone else is a maniac, some just their characters but not in real life, some are just as crazy “irl” [as in within the au] as their characters)

there is a lot more that could be done with this and a bunch of other people to include these are just the initial thoughts I had.

When the boat boys turned red, Joel “green stripe” smallishbeans probably dyed his hair with ease, but Etho might’ve needed a little help. I mean, when you die and come back from the dead as evil murderers, you’ve got to get your makeover just right before you go back and kill everyone!

Someone should write a fic about this where they have to stand really close to each other for Joel to dye Ethos hair properly and they’re weird and gay about it. <- whoa who said that.

Where’s the other five people in this fandom at? Season 3 is here…jk! The Hollow may have been canceled, but a guy can dream. I mainly want another season so I can get more of these two, Adam and Kai. Even before Adam was canonically gay, all of season 1 I was side eyeing these gay fuckers like “I know what you are” (/j, but still, the whole time I was like, is this a ship? There’s no way this isn’t already a ship, right?) and I need more of them being not normal about each other.

obviously this is mostly in silliness, but I do genuinely think this show should get a season 3 (and these two together), because there was so many directions they could have gone before it got canceled.

I wanted to practice faces and hair, so I made an art (scandalous, I know). Its just some rando, ig, although I realized after I finished it that the hair suspiciously resembled my take on party poison. I had to resist the urge to go back and just fully make it a party poison fanart. You have to draw original stuff too, Ian! It can’t all be fanart!!

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anyway,

Not happy with how the shirt came out, so let’s all stare at the head again because I’m really proud of that hair:

(I don’t know why the background changed when I cropped it. Oh well)

i enjoyed drawing this hair style, so I might adapt it to use for one of my characters, but anyway this took three hours of my life that I won’t ever get back and I’m not above begging for validation on the internet please like or comment on this or any of my posts please please please I am lonely. Also I’m taking this opportunity for to formally apologize for changing my pfp every other day it will keep happening I assure you I just wanted to say sorry about that, and also sorry for making you read this word salad. I hope the rest of your day is lovely enough to make up for whatever this post is.

Shortgrass (scale accurate)