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Crews Quick Guide to Humans

Quiet humans are not defective. Loud humans are not defective. Unless there is a significant change, assume your human is operating at normal levels.

Human words do not mean the same thing all the time. Look up the study of human tone if you want to always know what your human means.

Human females will smell of blood each month. If this changes, ask your human in private if something happened.

Human males often do not know how loud they are. Asking them to lower their voice is not offensive.

Human cultures vary greatly and various cultures have conflicting beliefs. Most humans will not be offended if you cannot keep up with this.

Humans do not share a hive mind but do have several musical triggers that activate a human chorus. These triggers transcend most cultural and language barriers.

All Stabby units come with a human locator setting. Use liberally.

Ask for a detailed explanation before agreeing to join a human on any non work activity.

Be aware of human hobbies and skills. Humans enjoy company and will likely teach you whatever they know. It is also beneficial to know what your human may do should they get bored.

Do not be too concerned over what humans ingest, so long as they do so willingly and with the full knowledge of what they are ingesting.

Unless you hear a human say something along the lines of ‘I hope this works’ or ‘here goes nothing’, assume they have a working knowledge at the attempted task.

If you hear a human say one of the above phrases, take cover as it is likely too late to stop or report them.

i just think they should be friends lol

Let there be light 

6

Reader is Vertin, so they are ooc here. The only warning is that this piece is not beta read. It is completely sfw enjoy.

6 is nothing but determined. After coming to the briefcase, he's been putting his best foot forward on assisting you on any issues that need to be addressed. Even chiming in new ideas when needed.

He can't really say he enjoys doing this. No, he'd prefer being back on the island, far from his followers' sights and listening to the waves of the sea beating the shore. Watching as the sky color blends to a soft red-orange hue to a calming dark blue glittered with bright stars. With only the harsh wind as a backdrop to his daily reading. But he can not let his knowledge go to waste. You, Miss.Vertin, were kind enough to offer him a spot here, and maybe that was more fate's decision than yours, but he will be as steadfast as he was when he was the leader of Aperion.

From his observations, 37 seemed to be getting along with everyone well. A social butterfly fluttering around the room engaging and blending into the harmonious combination of the briefcase' occupatants. It seems almost natural for her to be here, while 6 seemed to fade into the background.

As Knight gathered some people around for a story, 6 took the chance to slip away and hide himself away in a study room. Laying out his scroll, he goes over the same words time and time again as he heard the soft scratch of a pen on paper. Before he could inquire about the source of it, he found himself falling asleep to a soft hum and began to close his eyes.

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When 6 wakes up, he doesn't know what time it is but knows it's night from the soft blue light that feeds in from the glass wall. He's lying down now but awkwardly laying on the chair he was sitting on with his head on someone's lap the same hum from before floating in the room. He looks to see you gazing out the wall, combing your fingers through his hair. You feel him shift and look down at him with a soft smile.

"It seems you're finally awake. I was wrapping up some work with Sonetto when we noticed you sleeping here. I volunteered to stay and let you sleep. I hope you didn't mind."

He's careful to stand up and fix himself. "My apologies how disgraceful it must be to sleep in a place like this."

The chuckle you let out is soft and light like the cloudy sky outside the wall. "No worries, if sleeping was a concern, I dont think Baby Blue would have so many napping spots. But 6 I do have a proposition for you."

"And that would be?"

"A picnic, tomorrow. I'll have the food prepared, but I wanted to get to know you more and thought it would be the perfect chance to do so."

6 is caught off with your invitation and was close to saying no when he looked back at you and saw the moonlight glint in your eye. For a moment, he's starstruck from the sight and finds himself answering before his brain can process the words.

"Yes, I would.. I would be happy to join you."

requesting for kokushibou/upper moon one! reader x diluc. also congrats on 100 followers 🥰🥰

a/n: thank you!

KOKUSHIBOU!READER X DILUC

(CLOSED) 100 FOLLOWER EVENT

some citizens would describe you both as similar in attitude, while that would be the case, they were not entirely right, nor they were entirely wrong. you were exhibiting power and so was he, leaving most Mondstadt citizens in a daze. although, you both don't use this against them, opting for the more humble and steady approach. as well as you two work together in the day, helping DIluc with his work, you two remained powerful even in the night, working your way efficiently through the Darknight's endeavors. you suffered a severe inferiority complex due to reasons you don't disclose, and Diluc tries his best to comfort you. the expectations put on you were enough to send you to the edge, ultimately cutting all ties with your sibling, and that's probably what you two talk about in most serious discussions, if you were comfortable in opening up, and if he was too. the knights fear both of you due to your reserved-- but terrifying demeanor nonetheless, you do not hesitate to spit out words with your tone as cold as ice to those incompetent knights. words of slander coming out of your mouth to Diluc about the knights, and he couldn't help but smirk in amusement, maybe you could say that in front of Kaeya, maybe?

My best friend has been struggling and I’d love to surprise her!

Could you possible do a kokushibo x female lister ai

Saying how proud kokushibo is of her! If you ever set up a ko-fi please link I’d gladly tip you!

Kokushibo Ai Voice Sample

Sorry it took so long! The baritone in his official voice is hard to replicate but I've got it now!

Hope you enjoy!

whew! I think I might have overdid it again lmao, my bad. I chose this picture cause I imagine he would say all this romantic stuff but won't ever look you in the eye during it 😭 can't have you seeing the great Kokushibo blushing

rip to the person i was before the leaks

yeah

Mr Machete

Bonus