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Heck, why not even three!

Okay bucko this is TOO much

Content: just me ranting about politics and how people have been brainwashed to fight against eachother instead of for.

On tiktok watching storytimes of this black woman and her heartbreaking stiry of having to fight against the economy and abuse to get better in life. See a video about her and talking to joe biden and was like "dude no way, she has to be for" nope. She's talking about how immigrants get free handouts just for being here while she busted her ass off and like.. i know its hard but holy shit dude. Its like, you went through all that and went "Yeah, yeah, i want THEM to feel that pain." ??? Also she was saying how she worked hard to buy a food truck and now hes buying it with handouts despite not having anything and like... lady.. why do yoy think hes buying your food truck. To just have it? He's going to work. Also saying that he just gets free handouts is so fucked because he came to this country unfortunate enough to qualify for those "handouts" and is clearky trying to work hard and shes just bashing him and saying how she cant get loans despite her good credit because of the color of her skin and it just sucks so much because mexicans and black people have been through so much similar shit and have been fighting together for a long time and theyve somehow managed to convince us to fight against eachother instead of with. It sucks sm. Like i get you feel wronged but like imagine your ancestor is pissed at YOU because you get the opportunity to work for money while they were slaves having to work for nothing. Work together!!! This whole race thing is so shit! Seeing black people harass mexicans telling them to get out of their country when this was their and the natives' land at first, saying its their fault POC get a bad rep. Mexicans blaming blacks and other race immigrant for being lazy/criminals and its their fault POC get a bad rep and its like how is this happening bro. Blacks don't get opportunities thats why they turn to crime and get "aggressive". Mexicans work hard because they've been forced to work unreasonably hard ever since they came into existence. Propaganda is so scary. They really tore us apart. This isn't even mentioning all the natives being ignored either since they're considered too "in the past" to care about or asians whos kinda been pushed to the side just because they maybe don't get as much open hate. Like i hate this shi bruh 😭.

Hello!! i love your writing and i've seen so many of your posts on my fyp and i just noticed that your requests are open! if this is weird than PLEASE ignore this, but i saw that you did watersports so i was wondering if you could write a portgas d ace x reader (preferably female) where ace and reader are very in love and in a happy relationship. ace and reader have to go piss REALLY bad, and they're on watch duty up in the crowsnest at night so everyone else is asleep and ace, being a horny fuck as usual, convinces reader to pee up there with him and it may lead to something else? you can decide everything else!! (again, PLEASE ignore this if you think it's weird/too long)

Searched up the Moby Dick ship bc i dont know what their crows nest is and they just have like a TON of them. Maybe because theres so many crewmates or maybe im looking at the wrong thing but they have 12 of them for some reason. Anyway i’ve never actually written watersports via afab reader but i saw like 2 or 3 fics of it that were good so i was like “yeah i'll write that why not” so this was a cool challenge. Anyway, enjoy.

Love Makes You Crazy

Ace x Fem!Reader. Watersports smut (piss) but still fluffy. 2011 words.

You and Ace are in love with each other, maybe too much. In fact, your boyfriend shows his love so passionately that the crew was worried you wouldn’t be able to reciprocate. That was proven wrong quickly once Ace had an influence on you, making you more bold to things you thought you would never do; like holding in your pee just because you don’t want to leave him alone in the crow’s nest. You had joined him to help keep watch, and it’s a hassle to get up here, so you’ve decided to hold it so you don’t have to be away from him. Overestimated yourself though, it hasn’t even been an hour and you’re already shifting in place, trying to keep it in until watch duty is over. Unbeknownst to you, Ace has been doing the same thing.

‘I don’t want to leave her here when she’s taken the time to keep watch with me so I could piss. Watch will be over soon anyway, I’ll just hold it in.’ He tells himself as he sits with his back against yours. You’ve been squirming for a while now, though, and it’s starting to worry him. “Are you okay, baby?”

“Oh! Yeah, I’m okay.” You reassure him quickly, putting your hand over your crotch to help you. Despite your efforts, Ace turns his head and sees this over your shoulder, his cheeks flushing slightly.

“Babe are you touching yourself..?” You flinch and panic slightly, the misunderstanding flustering you even if Ace sounds more excited than anything.

“W-What? No, I’m not!” He deflates slightly, disappointed, but stares at the hand pressing against your heat. What else could you be doing? You'll have to come clean to clear the misunderstanding. “Sorry.. I actually have been holding my pee in for a while now. I didn’t want to leave you alone here. Kinda stup-” Ace turns his body to you, his eyes wide.

“Really!?” You slowly nod and his face brightens as he points at himself. “I’ve been doing the same thing!” The both of you ended up loving the other too much to leave, that thought making Ace feel warm inside as he hugs you while peppering kisses on your face. “We’re the same.” One of his hands goes to your waist to squeeze it when you stop him.

“Wait, you’re gonna make it worse.”

“Sorry.” He says that, but when he’s pulling his hand away he stops to let his eyes trail to the hand on your crotch, staring at how it presses down on it the same way he likes to. The way you’re squirming too, struggling to hold it in with a nervous face… it’s kind of turning him on. That thought goes straight to his lower half and he ends up suggesting something. “Maybe.. we could just do it here.”

…

“Huh???” You try to process what he’s saying but he grabs your hand to turn you to him with a serious but excited look on his face.

“Everyone’s asleep anyway and we’re high up enough that no one would be able to see even if they did come out” Ace tells you, leaning forward to kiss you while a hand goes down your torso and over the hand on your cunt. “C’mon (Y/n).” He pushes your fingers to press harder on your clit to send a shockwave of pleasure through your body. Parting from your lips, he looks up at you with puppy eyes. “Pleaaassee?” You look down at him as he continues to move your own fingers to stimulate yourself.

“A-Ah~ Okay, okay, just stop already I don’t want to get my bottoms dirty…!” Once again, you end up agreeing to another Ace suggestion; but the way he beams up at you makes it worth it. His hands go to your thighs instead.

“I’ll take care of you, okay? You won’t regret it.” They massage your flesh as he smooches you, pulling off your bottoms and the rest of your clothes while he’s at it. There’s no way he’d lose a chance to see you naked, you won’t get cold with him on you anyway. Once you’re only in your panties he teases you a little more, rubbing at your clit a bit until you squirm, then finally taking his hand off to slip that last piece of cloth off. “Damn, so pretty for me, baby~” He puts his mouth over one of your nipples and starts to flick it with his tongue, his fingers going back to your clit to rub it in circles. Pleasure is pooling in your stomach and you end up letting out a bit on his fingertips. Ace pulls them back to lick it up while looking at you. “Sexy,” He goes back to slip a digit inside you and you moan, arching your back slightly. “but I want more.” Your bladder is so full and the effort of keeping it in makes press against the inside of your sweet spots.

“A-Ace.” You can’t hold it in any longer, not when it feels too good.

“Let it out for me, pretty girl, wet my hand till it’s dripping.” He presses his palm against your nub while pushing down on your stomach with the other. Your back arches as you let piss stream from inside you, Ace relishing the sight of your embarrassed face till it’s all out. “Fuck…” The tent in his shorts is killing him seeing you let go. He pulls them down along with his boxers, using your juices to stroke his cock. You watch in awe, unable to look away. Come to think of it, he also had to pee, didn't he?

“Ace…” You whisper and he looks at you, eyes widening when he sees you spreading your legs and folds. “You can put it inside me..” He stares at you, his pupils dilating even more.

“A-Are you sure?” He asks and you nod, making him stroke his cock faster. “Fuck.” He loves you so much, and seeing his beautiful girlfriend trust him so much is only making him more crazy for you. “Gonna make you full with me.” Your boyfriend mumbles while you wrap your legs around his waist, feeling him ease his way into you until his hips are flush with yours. Both of you throw your head back in pleasure and he starts to thrust, slow, deep strokes that move you with each meet of skin against skin. “Feels good, Gods you feel so good.” He angles himself to hit your g-spot, then quickens his hips. Obsessed with how you look he leans over you to make sure he sees every change in your expression, every part of lips when you. “C-Can’t..” He mumbles when you feel warmth fill you, more than when he cums inside.

“A-ah…” You’re embarrassed by how much this is turning you on, getting pissed inside while Ace looks into your eyes so lovingly. He doesn’t stop, still thrusting as the liquid moves inside of you, seeping out with each stroke and hit of that squishy spot that makes your toes curl. You’re getting close, coil in your stomach tightening before Ace presses his thumb on your clit, warm as it moves in circles.

“That’s it pretty girl,” He coos softly to you. “cum with my piss inside you.” The coil in your stomach snaps and shockwaves pulse through you as you cry out, Ace moving his hips faster. He’s desperate, needing to fill you with his seed while your pussy is clenching around him. “F-Fuck~!” He bottoms out and you feel him twitch inside, shooting cum into you to mix with his urine. You both take time to come down from your highs, your boyfriend leaning down to hold you, keeping you warm from the cold night air. Once you’re both calmer he pulls out of you and your hole drips out both his and your juices. He’s staring at the sight and you like it’s the most perfect sight in the world, leaning down to kiss you as you wrap your arms around him. Your lips lock together in a soft and happy kiss. Both of you stay like that for a while, kissing while he runs his hands along your body to soothe any soreness until you both finally part. He’s looking down at you, flushing when his eyes trail downwards to the product of your guys’ love again. Warmth and pride bubbles in his chest and he’s almost about to kiss you more when you stop him.

“How.. are we gonna clean this up…?” You point out and he freezes.

“Umm… uh..” Your boyfriend stutters.

“You didn’t think about that?”

“S-Sorry.” His apology makes you sigh but he gets a determined look. “You don’t have to do anything, (Y/n), I’ll take care of you. I’ll just figure something out!” He puts his shorts back on and stands up, hesitating when he realizes he’ll have to leave you to go get something to clean up with.

“It’s okay, I’ll wait here.” You reassure him and he looks guilty but nods.

“I’ll be back quick! Promise!” He hops quickly from the crow’s nest and runs off to get things to clean you with. You sit up, it feels sticky and a little gross, but you’re satisfied. You definitely won’t be doing this again anywhere that isn’t convenient though. A few minutes pass and Ace comes back with towels and some spray, panting because he ran to get back to you as fast as possible. “I.. I got.. wipes…” He says in between pants and you giggle from your lover’s determination to take care of you. It makes him smile back at you before he gets to cleaning you up. It’s a mess… he ends up having to leave again and come back with more things, trying to clean everything so no one can tell. Thankfully the wood here is coated so it shouldn’t seep into it. You both tried your best, cuddle time. Since watch is over Ace dresses you back up and brings you back to his room where he can clean you up properly.

“Feels nice~” You sigh in relief from the warm bath you’re both in. When you look at your boyfriend you notice he looks guilty. “Is something wrong?”

“Was.. was I too rough?” So he’s worried about you.

“If you were too rough for me I would’ve said so.” You kiss his cheek. “I know you wouldn’t hurt me.” His eyes shine and he pulls you close so you both can smooth again, him making sure that you’re completely relaxed and clean before bringing you out. He’s drying you off, admiring your body.

“You’re pretty.”

“I know, you tell me that everyday. What if I start getting narcissistic?” You tease him a bit and he kisses your cheek.

“If you’re narcissistic then we’ll just have another thing in common. How much we both love you.” Very sweet, you both hug and he picks you up to carry you to the bed. You don’t need to get fully dressed again, just enough to get comfortable and you’re both cuddling under the sheets. His body is warm as it holds you. “Goodnn..zzz” He fell asleep mid-word.

“Goodnight~” Despite him being asleep, you say it back, closing your eyes afterwards and letting his warmth lull you to sleep.

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Ace is talking with Izou, chatting about whatever when the older man mentions something. “When I went on watch it smelled a bit off, were you drinking up there?” Your boyfriend flinches and immediately starts to panic. He must’ve not cleaned well enough.

“Uhh.. uhmmm…” He doesn’t know what to say but the division commander sighs.

“Don’t do it again, you shouldn’t drink while on watch. I’ll forgive it this time because you’re young,” His gaze sharpens. “but if I catch it again I’m not going to hesitate on punishing you.” Ace mentally sighs in relief as Izou buys his own story.

“Yeah.. I won’t do it again, sorry.” Ace apologizes, even if it’s for something else.

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Grahhh I did it! Sorry I took so long omg so embarassing but i did my best.

my version feat my friends

I GET THERES TIMEZONES BUT HOW IS IT ALREADY THE NEXT DAY FOR PEOPLE ITS STILL THE 8TH FOR ME IS SHANKS BIRTHDAY NOT TOMORROW??

Time to write

*gets nice and comfy in my bed*

ohh yeahh hell yeah

*falls asleep and wakes up too groggy to write*

fuck

Holy shit dude you're so cool and awesome and great and the best writer ever I should ask for your autograph please PLEASE sire my liege my king PLEASE

Pff wowww you're so nice anon that suspiciously talks like me heres my autograph

I forgot how unbearably unlikeable luffy was pre timeskip holy shit i almost hate him. He grew so much if he was still like this I wouldve dropped the anime so quick. Like holy shit. Its so bad. Hes ALWAYS causing problems ALWAYS needs to be right ALWAYS stupid and doesn't admit it unless it takes flack off of him.

Yeah okay im done with this fandom seeya guys ill just post whenever. I genuinely wish i never interacted with this fandom. Ive never gotten spoiled as much as i have on here and its actually ruined the series as a whole for me very significantly and killed any motivation i had to write. Im not even gonna read any x reader fics anymore because fanfic writers dont spoiler tag. Im not looking at fanart either because they spoiler tag even less. Im just done. Actually. It wouldve been better just keepin this shit in docs if i knew it would be like this. I cant even sleep at night because this series was so dear to my heart and i trusted that as long as i took all precautions i could that people would be considerate enough to try their best to keep some sort of integrity in order to spare fun for the rest but thats just not the case. Im so depressed. I actually cry when i think about how much i regret this, i miss when i used to be wondering and theorizing about what would happen next but all that enjoyment has just been ripped away from me. All these years of being so excited to see what would happen in one piece ever since i was in the single digits has been absolutely ruined. I fucking hate it. Im crhing. Im so depressed. There was no point. All these years of excitement just for nothing. Just for it all to be spoiled for me. I hate all of it. It feels like a part of my life has been stolen from me. One of the few things i can rely on to enjoy. I would theorize with my brother and friends what would happen because it was also one of the few things i used to connect with people but thats taken away too because i just know what the fuck happens. All these years all these fucking years of foreshadowing and wondering and creation that oda has slowly built up for me to enjoy finally FINALLY getting answers and its just gone. Just like that. Just because some asshole decided not to do something as simple as put "manga spoiler" or even just tag their shit as "manga" fuck all of you. Genuinely i mean that with all my heart. I fucking hate my life. All these years. For nothing. Im sorry to my 8 year old self. I ruined yet another thing dear to you. Just because i wanted to interact with some shit fandom.

Edit: I just read the manga so i feel better now. Im still bummed a bunch of cool stuff got spoiled for me though but im just trying not to think about and focus on the cool stuff i know now

take a look at this absolute loser

trying to do the disco pose but he only has one arm 😭😭😭 🕺