Boredom and Jokes
Mihawk x reader/Buggy x reader. Can be read platonically or romantic but platonic in mind. Reader is younger than both of them. 421 wordcount
“bbb… bbbppt… bbbptt” You make noises with your mouth, hanging out with Mihawk. It was just you and Buggy at first but you wanted to visit Mihawk and dragged a reluctant Buggy along. So you and Buggy lay there, him sitting on the chair while you lay on the ground starfish style. As you continue to make noises with your mouth, Mihawk finally looks up from his book.
“Do you need something?” He asks, eyes narrowed in annoyance.
“No, I’m alright thanks.” You say dismissively and he’s about to go back to reading when you start to make noises again. Buggy finds it funny, but the anger coming off of Mihawk is making him too anxious to actually show it. The swordsman doesn’t even know if he should say anything or not, if giving you attention will only cause you to do more. You make the choice for him in the form of a question. “How old are you guys?”.
“43.” Mihawk answers first.
“39.” Buggy responds, he’s about to make a joke when your eyes widen.
“YOU’RE OLDER THAN BUGGY!?” You yell in shock while sitting up, surprising both men.
“Hey what is that supposed to mea-” Buggy’s interrupted as you stand up and use his face to push yourself to Mihawk. He looks up at you, his expression back to a calm one.
“I am.” He says and you stare at him.
“There’s no way! Buggy looks way older than you. I figured you were probably old since you’re the world’s greatest swordsman, sure, but older than him!?”
“HEY! I LOOK GOOD FOR MY AGE!” Buggy yells from behind you, rubbing his face.
“The clown does indeed look older than he is.” Mihawk agrees and Buggy starts to argue. Your brain goes blank and you space out, Buggy’s voice fading. You come to, your own voice snapping you out of it.
“World’s oldest swordsman.” The words exit your mouth and you immediately burst out laughing. Buggy’s eyes widen, then he grins.
“Haha I gue-” Yoru is pressed to his neck. “I WASN’T EVEN THE ONE WHO SAID IT!” He yelps as you fall to your knees and onto your side.
“W-Worl- HAHAHAHA” Your stomach hurts, and you’re starting to get lightheaded. “World oldest swordsm-AN!” Your voice cracks, laughing too hard to even notice Buggy’s pleas for you to shut up, blade getting closer to his neck with every second you laugh. Mihawk can handle being made fun of, but he will not tolerate it from Buggy of all people.
Im in public and a guy sitting near me has a Luffy hoodie but its specifically a Lakers Luffy hoodie, like luffy in the outfit and the lakers logo on the arms I didn't even know they made merch for it
Im so fucking tired bruh i spent all night studying last min i hope i dont fall asleep during the test
shanks (i've been trying to draw him in that one you sent but i keep getting sidetracked ;-;)
Actually yeah. He actually bought this shirt to wear specifically when he know you're having a bad day, to which he'll excuse himself and come out wearing the shirt with a big grin on his face. He can usually tell when the bad day is not too bad so you won't get angry with him, but in the times he miscalculates things do get dangerous for Shanks and Shanks jr.
Okay thats it im tired of it im just not gonna scroll through tumblr anymore because manga readers just have no fucking decorum. No spoiler tag, no warnings, not even a fucking manga tag. I cant even block certain things because then an artist will just draw something and then not tag it manga. I fucking hate manga readers so much i hope you guys meet oda and he spoils the ending to you. Im so upset. I just want to be able to interact with fandom without something being spoiled. I never had this problem before coming on this stupid app. As if my life couldnt get any more stressful
think im constipated the dizziness went awaybut my ears are still ringing a littlr
i dont think i can write i think eometjings wrongnwithnmenim passing iut
I realized a post i worked pretty hard on, and im proud of, Roots Of Suffering, kinda flopped. Though tbf i did write it near the start of my writing journey on tumblr. Still, it might be because I wrote it all at once and its over 5000 words all in one chapter. Not much, but also i know tumblr prefers smaller chapters. So I thought about breaking it up so it's multi chapter, 2 or so, so people dont feel as intimidated to read it all at once. That way they can read one part, then another later without losing their place. Should i repost it to do that or just keep it the way it is as a one shot?
You're naming all the good things about Shanks as his faults
Sometimes I think about how if Shanks didn’t fucking fumble so hard, him and Buggy would have been an insane duo.
Buggy and Shanks together as pirates would have been a diabolical pair. Gay and powerful.
I can’t even imagine how much cooler Shanks would have been if he took showers and wasn’t an alcoholic lol. The world couldn’t comprehend an even cooler shanks so oda had to nerf him.
Just saw that you left a like on the 5th part of is this love whatd you think of it @brownsugarcookiesyrup
im 19. Writes sometimes. Any pronouns. Banner by @sillymxowmeow on Twit One piece: caught up on anime. Chapter 1139
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