Connected

Just woke up and WHAT THE FUUU /rp

c!Fundy slowly losing it 

you are not real

saw the ending and

gift of Prophesy go brrr

the sound is a casino so something abt Quackity 

THAT LORE IS GIVING ME ANXIETY

I saw a post about how amazing it was that Phil immediately ran to the adoption center when the eggs were being returned. But I want to point out Fit and Bad too, who were seconds behind him and the 3 of them would have torn that place apart to find their egg (Jaiden would have too if she could warp)

Phil immediately digging through the ceiling when he realized they were in the attic to get to Chayanne who fell into his arms, Bad immediately climbing up and shouting Dapper's name, relieved and so happy, when he saw him then looking over the other eggs there and being concerned they were all cracked, Fit immediately being concerned about Ramón when he saw him, Bad also checking over Tallulah as Wilbur wasn't on (and he didn't know Phil was taking care of her till after), Phil immediately getting Tallulah and Chayanne away, Bad seeing the new egg and trying to make sure no one (including the other eggs) didn't crowd them as they were scared and the new guys didn't crowd Dapper when they first met him because he was still terrified, Bad also taking care of Leo while waiting for Foolish and Vagetta to arrive then not telling Quackity where Tallulah was because he didn't trust him with her safety before warning Phil about Quackity looking for Tallulah, while making sure Dapper was okay the entire time.

Honestly? Phil and Bad are the best dads of the server, Phil with Chayanne and Tallulah while Bad with all the eggs in general (he even wanted to check on the new egg to make sure their tasks were done)

Dream smp was an Isekai

Ah yes. The holy trinity.

It’s complete.

No one:

Not a single soul:

Me in 5:00am:

I WANT A GAYYYYY DISNEY PRINCEEEEE

https://youtu.be/m7yiHF1EiQ0

MY FUCKING WISH CAME TRUE!!!

PHILZA IS ON THE TALES!!!!! WITH TECHNO LET’S GOOOO!!!!!

Is this the reason why Virgil is not on the ep.? 

Virgil?

mcc15 pink parrot

My dream came true: GRIAN and WILBUR on a SAME TEAM?!?!? TECHNOBLADE IS BACK!!!!

 SCOTT SMAJOR I HOPE YOU REST WELL DEAR SIR. THANK YOU!!!!!

This sound to real

So I just had a weird dream

Basically a new Tales of the SMP episode came out and it had to do with the sea and a curse or something. I don't remember much but basically the episode happened and we were introduced to a character, that had red hair and green eyes ( and I think was a pirate???), called Sally. After the episode came out, the fandom lost it and everyone was theorizing that "Sally" was actually Sally the Salmon.

This prompted Karl? Or maybe Dream?? (I don't remember) to make a tweet that vaguely implied that Sally was indeed Sally the Salmon. This broke the fandom even more and also caused a lot of people to start drawing fanart of Sally. Eventually, Wilbur found out about this and was mad that people were drawing Sally the Salmon as a pretty shape-shifting pirate lady and not an actual fish so he made a tweet stating that Sally was indeed just a normal salmon and that his character did indeed fuck a fish and to just ignore whatever Karl or Dream were saying. His tweet got mainly ignored by the fandom because we were tired of his cursed shit and because he technically wasn't the main writer anymore so we didn't have to listen to him.

However, his tweet made a couple fans agree with him and call the rest of the fandom "cowards" and "pussies" for not accepting the cursed lore. This lead to like a massive fandom war where some artists basically drew extremely cursed art of Sally the Salmon as an actual fish while other artists tried to combat this while drawing Sally the Salmon as a beautiful badass shape-shifting pirate lady. This caused the words "WILBUR FUCKED A FISH" "SALLY IS A SALMON" "SALLY IS A SHAPESHIFTER" to go Trending on Twitter which lead to Twitter Description Guy snapping and having a villain arc by insulting the fandom and how shit his work is and then rambling about his failed marriage?? and crippling alcohol addiction??? in the Twitter Trending Description

After that I woke up :|

BEST DREAM EVER