Remembering That Yuuken Literally Smacked The OB Outta Riddle (The Others Helped Too. And Deuce Dropped

Every day. Every damn day I question why THIS is the way they established MK's Monkey Demon Form/Identity. He's flickering, shards are coming off of him (shattered sense of identity), he seems to be in pain, and he radiates so much power. Overall it gives the impression that he's fighting this form off, trying to maintain his humanity/the current status quo.

And I'm just sitting here waiting for his current negative character arc to go down FURTHER

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

I feel like how every alien species sees the humans in the “humans are spaces orcs” cannon is how we rate Chinese restaurants: 3.5 stars; gets shit done better than everyone else, but a nightmare to work with.

“5 stars: if it wasn’t for Dave, I wouldn’t see my wife again, I’m forever in his debt”

“1 star: the human offered me a ‘Dorito’ and we had to call poison control, I’m still in the hospital”

“5 stars: These little murder monkeys work really hard and all i have to do is feed them high grade nuclear weaponry”

“1 star: every time I learn more on what hell hole my human colleague was born in the more i feel my sanity fade away”

thinking about how in expiration date spy knowz exactly what soldier wantz without him even saying anything he knew straight away that he wanted the bucket and i think itz sweet, spy is alwayz made out to be cold and unfeeling but he knowz hiz team well and just expiration date in general showz that spy doez care about hiz team he could have just spent 3 dayz doing whatever he wanted but he made the effort to try and help everyone fulfill their last wish even if it didnt end up working out for him and even after scout waz being a little shit to him he still spendz what he thinkz is hiz final 3 dayz helping scout try to get a date idk spy thoughtz rattling around in my head today

I saw you replied to my post, and you didn't reblog it

Spider-man why didn't you reblog his post

anyway i think all the companions and tav/durge in bg3 should kiss one another

Reblog to poke his dimple

I think Dead by Daylight should add a new killer that is literally just a normal regular gorilla. I think adding a gorilla would be a perfect addition to dbd. You shouldn't even have to hook survivors as the gorilla, its whole thing should be that if the survivors look the gorilla directly in the eye you get to instantly beat the shit out of them until they die

I cannot stress enough that it cannot be a monster gorilla in any way. No understandable dislogue, No like nasty flesh monster bits, its head doesn't split open into a big mouth like a Venus Flytrap, like that's cool but you can save that for the other killers. I need this new killer to be an entirely normal regular gorilla that just kind of showed up one day and doesn't interact with the primary gameplay loop at all

Do you see my vision