"My best friends are some of the most talented aspiring mages in the world," you boast. "They're courageous and strong. They have such bright futures."
Ace and Deuce are standing 20 feet behind you. Their mouths are full of soda. They're taking turns slapping each other in the face to see who spits the soda out first. Grim is refereeing. He agreed to referee because Ace bribed him with a half eaten chocolate bar he found abandoned on a bench.
Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.
Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.
Thinking about the fact that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.
Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.
…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.
why are they all so mad at Five?? he did nothing?? Allison hit the button and he knows the same amount as the rest of you??? leave him alone!!
April, discovering an entire Hidden City beneath NYC and going up against a fish-man making, warring warrior scientist:
So, we also know that this boy is bad at basketball.
Like, really bad.
Yeah, th-that was just terrible.
But, it made me think.
How is this ninja scientist so bad at this game? It’s just hand-eye coordination, after all.
I mean...
His shots aren't terrible, but they just bounce right off the hoop/backboard. It's almost as if he's aiming at a target-
So, wait. What’s the difference between basketball and pizza darts?
...the arc. Arcing the ball requires a light hand. In other words, it requires restraint.
I believe, that Donatello has great aim, but is terrible at restraint because, when he tries to toss something, it misses the mark.
But, when he throws something...
it’s deadly.
listen when you lose an online art competition against your art rival sometimes you just gotta be mean about their art and not be judged for it and thats what big brothers are there for
His little pony...
here's some text posts that remind me of tf2 mercs part one for now because i'm eepy
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NUH UH (spiderman across the spider verse spoilers (?)) payphone mic so hear me out... you did WHAT
Keep this in mind for all boycotting. From doing it for Palestine to DR Congo to whoever else needs our support.
I feel like we don’t appreciate Jed’s phenomenal communication skills enough
like, he has absolutely no issue going “when you do this, it makes me feel like this, and I don’t like it” and I think that’s freaking fantastic
he clearly communicates his boundaries, and not only sets them but explains why he has them and how it makes him feel when they’re violated
like, he doesn’t have to do that, but he does
he is so in tune with his emotions and literally has no issue communicating them
and especially considering he’s a guy (and a guy from the Wild West at that) and he’s still so in tune with his feelings and has no issue expressing and communicating them healthily?
Someone give this cowboy a reward right fuckin now
He has better communication skills than anyone I’ve met in real life, like hot damn
And like, you don’t even realize how good they are until you rewatch the movies, but once you notice them like-
holy shit
like this man knows what he’s feeling and what his emotions are so well, and just says what he’s feeling. And what makes it stand out so much is that he doesn’t just do it with positive emotions, emotions where it’s easier to express them. He does it with the negative emotions too, the ones people hate to express and/or have a really hard time expressing.
Doubts? Voices them. Anger? You will know when and why he is angry. Uncomfortable? If it wasn’t your problem before, it is now.
ZERO miscommunications with this man and his emotions
and honestly, I love him for that
Them. That is all.