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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

they’re so silly

this was a fever dream. i enjoyed every second of it btw

slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha

creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker

/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door

r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.

r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.

mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.

indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on

undertale, everything’s the same except frisk is a youtube vlogger

I think Dead by Daylight should add a new killer that is literally just a normal regular gorilla. I think adding a gorilla would be a perfect addition to dbd. You shouldn't even have to hook survivors as the gorilla, its whole thing should be that if the survivors look the gorilla directly in the eye you get to instantly beat the shit out of them until they die

I cannot stress enough that it cannot be a monster gorilla in any way. No understandable dialogue, No like nasty flesh monster bits, its head doesn't split open into a big mouth like a Venus Flytrap, like that's cool but you can save that for the other killers. I need this new killer to be an entirely normal regular gorilla that just kind of showed up one day and doesn't interact with the primary gameplay loop at all

Do you see my vision

Wyll just all smiley and Astarion is full on weeping but claiming “I’m not crying!! I have mascara in my eye is all!!”

Ulder Ravengard's opinion of Wyllstarion would be. Okay, he's not okay with it. Astarion is clearly adept at manipulating people and Ulder is worried that that's what he's doing to Wyll. And Astarion's a fop and the Ravengards do not have time for fops.

But Wyll clearly loves this man and can Ulder say anything? Does he have the right? He hasn't been present in Wyll's life for years. Is he being too overprotective by worrying like this? Is he not being protective enough by not trying to break off the relationship?

And he stresses right up to the actual wedding day because he's not sure if he's about to watch his son marry the wrong person. Only to witness Astarion proceed to cry through the entirety of the vows.

Don’t ask about what process my brain went through when drawing this, cause there was no process 

Noticed i attracted a small bit of the tf2 fandom with my last post, anyways welcome to the page new folk. Currently finishing up with school then i should be able to post a bit more often until I get wisked away again in the fall. 

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

some things aren't even headcanons they're just divine visions and u have no choice but to accept them

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox