we as a fandom need to talk about the sandvich saga more like what do you mean the cast got bored and created this whole series where medic hallucinates that he is dying in the desert and they throw bread crusts at each other and spy has a crisis because he wishes he was a ballet dancer
i love you tf2 cast
ur so right abt medics joyous whimsy btw. he loves wiggling his fingers when he sees unattended organs and going “ooh! don’t mind if i do!” his favorite things are skipping and twirling and killing and maiming
Where's that post that's like "Medic tf2 is a physically imposing six-foot-tall German man whose voice sounds like he would jump into the air and click his heels when he gets a new shipment of organs". Bc that pegged it
imagine showing any of the celestials that stupid little illusion that makes it look like youre pulling your thumb off and they all collectively lose their SHIT. like freaking out, yelling at solomon for teaching you dangerous magic, asking why youd ever do such a stupid thing, only for you to put it back and theyre just so baffled. once its been explained, diavolo and mammon would be enamoured, begging you to show them the trick behind it.
by extension. telling one of them youve "got their nose" and running off, only for them to chase after you and demand for it back. luke just straight up bursts into tears.
what if she could become a companion. what if. family.
i believe in the inherent goodness of people
Some cute Malleus facts from the Pajama Bday vignette:
He loiters everywhere but thinks Ramshackle really is unmatched. He's a bit disappointed he can't go there in the dead of night.
He reviews the day's lessons every night.
He talks to his gargoyles lmfao
The dragon statue in his room is a gargoyle of his own creation and is his masterpiece.
He lights up an incense that smells like the forest and makes him feel like he's back home.
He goes around the school to take gargoyles back to his clubroom to do repair work on them for free.
He writes in the school feedback that they should reinforce the floors strong enough to withstand 50 gargoyles.
It's hard for him to wake up in the morning because he's a nocturnal fae.
He has a very efficient morning routine because he uses magic to do everything at the same time, but he loses track of time when he has to choose what color he wants his makeup to be.
Although black is his preferred color because it's Briar Valley's symbol of nobility, he doesn't shy away at the idea of using red lipstick because the Thorn Fairy prefers that for herself, or violet just to be different.
He yawns loudly, but worries that his grandmother would scold him if he lets himself be seen in that kind of state.
Generally, the confirmation we got really is that he's not just "a natural" where everything just goes perfectly for him. He puts great effort behind the scenes, not just in his hobbies but also in academics and his appearance as well.
This really did a lot to present him to us as someone relatable and works hard behind his perfect persona!
my current dark urge is a half-elf bard named fern and they’re just,,
romancing wyll
spent majority of act 1 shoving astarion whenever he said something witty then kills anyone else who does it
freaking out whenever shadowheart or wyll gets downed
usually gives the pretty items to shadowheart or wyll
looks vaguely amused by everything
constantly bloody
continuously says “first in my heart” whenever talking to wyll or gale
minsc and boo are their new best friends (sorry gale)
is currently hoarding clown parts
despite having viscous mockery, barely uses it and always gets cursed by it
i think they’d be an anxious squirrel if they were an animal
I saw you replied to my post, and you didn't reblog it
Spider-man why didn't you reblog his post