Found him outside a convenience store & I was worried some bratty kid would do something gross with him so I took him home named him Bernard and buried him
The adventures of Guude and Etho’s clothes.
That’s not a caterpillar, that’s a demon.
Anything can be explained, as long as you understand what causes that thing to happen. In the case of feelings, body chemistry. In the case of left and right, your relativity to compass directions.
I know that’s not what you meant, but at least it’s a way of explaining it.
being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me
Yay positivity!
Everything’s comin’ up FUNYUNS!!!
“He saw MissingNo. in the basement, even without a phone. It wasn’t flat like he thought. A motley of static camouflaged teeth and dark eyes.” -QuietPineTrees
And then people who do neither ask, “Why don’t you play them yourself?” The correct answer would be, “We’re lazy and crave cheap entertainment.”
People wonder why I watch other people play online games. I wonder why they watch other people play sports.
This is the internet before the internet.
“Your character died in a closet. I don’t know what that says about your sexuality, but… you died in the closet.”
(via outofcontextdnd)
Never worry about Dennys. Dennys always finds a way.
I am legitimately concerned for whoever runs this blog
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moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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