Julien De Saint-Jean As Andréa & Anamaria Vartolomei As Haydée The Count Of Monte-Cristo / Le Comte

There's something machiavellian about this, it's not just that they don't want Checo in the team anymore, it's the fact that they want him out of F1. They could have said him thank you next; but no! They want to break him completely, making him look so bad that no other team would try to consider him again. That is so disturbing at so many levels...

If Bottas hadn't hit onto Checo's car, this could had ended in a tragedy... no one is saying anything about the cameras that were off, but nothing weird, right?

Hi, Anon!

And no, you're not the only one. I don't know why, but I sometimes think that not only have they've tried to jeopardize Checo's career, but life.

How the hell do you send your driver out without a camera and onboard? That is a complete disaster waiting to happen.

They already tried breaking his confidence and self-esteem. To the point of wanting to leave F1 completely. But nope. He said, FUCK YOU. I leave when I want. Not when you tell me to.

And I think that's what irks both CH and HM. The fact that they couldn't break him like they wanted to. Instead, he's fighting and putting his foot down.

That in itself, is so fucking admirable. Imagine going against your team who has tried again and again to make you the villain of the downfall? When the only one who is responsible for it is CH for not listening to you about the car?

Checo has the balls that some others don't have the balls to do. And I am here for it!

Anamaria Vartolomei in Le Comte de Monte Cristo (2024)

this is so fucking stupid but would anyone be interested in a tcomc rp ?? idrc what verse but i'd probably snatch haydée <333

if you're interested, reply in tags or comments or smth and i'll pop into your dms to plot (i love plotting hehe)

only rule is don't be fucking weird lmao

Johanne Sacreblu

As a tribute to Emila Pérez, the mexican amateur short fillm called JOHANNE SACREBLU “the musical”, tells the story of Johanne Sacreblu, a trans woman, heiress of the largest producer of baguettes, who falls in love with Agtugo Ratatouille, a trans man and the heir of the largest croissant empire in France.

It’s a great parody and, if you don’t understand how Emilia Pérez felt to mexicans, this gives you a great idea. You can find it in Youtube, it’s in a mix of french and spanish.

Just in case you want to have a good laugh at the french, specifically because they suck at representing other cultures in movies (emilia perez i'm looking RIGHT at you) then let me present to you:

🥖🥐🎭JOHANNE SACREBLU!🎭🥐🥖

This magical little short was written, produced and filmed in only 5 days with help from donations, it was made as a clapback at the people who made that garbage movie who is now loosing their nominations to the oscars, and honestly its just very funny, watch it!

Red Bull literally sent Checo out there despite the acknowledgment that the car wasn't working properly.

And YET, dumb bitches who side with RB, media and worse of them all, CH, believe that Checo is the problem?!

Please do fuck off with that shit. Who the hell sends their driver out like that? What a useless team. This is why you deserved to lose the WCC.

"Checo deserves to be free of the mental anguish and absolutely toxic work environment he experienced within Redbull and the racism/xenophobia from F1 as a whole and I hope he's happy"

and

"It's hard for this to not feel like bigotry succeeded today and racism will always beat down on POC to a mental and emotional level until they leave and it's hard to not be discouraged watching an icon of latino representation to have been pushed out so cruelly"

are two thoughts that can exist simultaneously.

multishipping is a lost art…. yes i ship maysilee with asterid. yes i ship maysilee with silka. yes i ship maysilee with wyatt. yes i ship maysilee with ringina. We exist

my favorite comments from the Mexican YouTube satire of Emilia Pérez (Joanne SacreBleu) translated so you understand why this movie is a racist mess, problematic and disrespectful

xiaotang5894:"Some French people gave this movie negative reviews but it's not because it's bad, it's because they didn't understand this huge masterpiece. Thankfully us foreigners know their culture better than they do so we know how well represented it was"

alltrueistic: "heard they tried really hard to hire a lot of French people for this movie but they didn't find a single talented one :("

camilanavarro4745: "as a latina that has an Eiffel tower keyring i bought in a bazaar I can say that this film is a work of art, it faithfully represents the reality and struggles of French people, its definitely worthy of awards such as the golden globes and the Oscars"

relatosdelanoche: "in 2018 I got France in the lottery and won $800 pesos ($40usd) which makes me feel really close to that country so I can say that this is a beautiful homage to France 😍 hopefully the entire world can know France through this masterpiece"

thanku4damusic: "I'm Peruvian and I live 1km away from France Park, so I can vouch for this movie being an excellent representative of French culture, congratulations from Perú ❤️"

bansheedelioncourt: "as someone who has watched ratatouille 3 times I consider myself an expert on French culture and I must congratulate you on this excellent representation of it, it clearly shows how the previous research was extensive and detailed"

terereballinas: "Seeing as I once had rats in my house, I can vouch for this framing perfectly what french daily life is like, I felt the croissant and the Bonjour vibes"

valeritadgil: "this movie made me fall in love with French culture so much that I haven't showered in five days"

Having thoughts about Fernand.

While it's not clear in the text, I think Fernand only blew his brain out because his wife and son left him, not because he was dishonoured.

And about that portrait of Mercédès he dislikes, I think it's guilt gnawing at him, because he knows that the wife he got isn't exactly the woman he loved, who died when Edmond was presumed dead.