Our Omega

Cuddle: Mikey💛

Kiss: Raph❤

Fuck: Donnie💜

Marry: Leo💙

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You guys know that game Kiss Marry Fuck?

Well now I introduce Kiss, Marry, Fuck, and Cuddle!

Reply with your preferences! :D

For me, it’s:

Cuddle: Leo; Kiss: Donnie; Fuck: Raph; Marry: Mikey~

Do you take NSFW requests? 👀

Why are you asking?? You already know I do, or did the literal two fanfics of pure smut I wrote you go over your head? 🤣

I feel like human Mikey would be Tom Holland

Human!Turtles (2014/16)

SO, 

if the turtles turned human. And they didn’t look like the actors that played them, how do you think they’d look? I HAVE IDEAS, BUT FEEL FREE TO CHALLENGE ME (:

Leonardo:

TOTALLY think he could be a young Tom Welling:

LOOK AT THAT SMILE

YESSSS IS IT JUST ME WHO SEES THIS ASDFGHJKL;

Raphael:

Charlie Hunnam is my go to man for Raphael:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN

ARE YOU TELLING ME RAPH WOULDN’T KEEP A BEARD (mainly bc he’s too busy working tf out to realise he has hair on his face) AND BE A COMPLETE HUNKY HUNK HUNK

Donatello

DONNIE = Nicholas Hoult

SWARVE AF AND HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

LOOK AT THAT LADIES AND GENTS 

I couldn’t find any big gifs pls don’t kill me bUT LOOK AT THIS SMART GENTLEMAN I COULD TAKE HIM OUT FOR DINNER AND LET HIM MEET MY MOTHER GOD DAMN

Michealangelo:

I chose Dylan O’Brien for Mikey bc why wouldn’t I…

ABSOLUTE GOOFBALL LET ME LOVE YOU ASDFGHJKL;

SO SMOL SO BEAN MUST PROTECT!!! (also couldn’t find any body/big gifs for dylan imsosorry)

ok yeah that’s all enjoy this my loves, also pls tell me if u think i’m wrong bc i probably am <3

Shoutout to the people who:

-have symptoms that aren’t visible to others

-are able to function even while in extreme pain

-hide their illness well

-who don’t “seem sick”

-who have flareups at night or other times when no one else sees

-fight a daily battle that others can’t see

-feel like they’re making too big of a deal out of their illness because “it could be worse!”

I see you out there, I feel you, you’re awesome.

😍😍😍

What is one phrase that would turn the brother's on or drive them wild?😉

Leonardo:

He’s always gotta find a way to assert his dominance. He loves a challenge. He just needs to hear you say it. Out of immense respect for his family, however, he tries to remain subtle at most. When you’re alone, though…given his mood…

“You want it? Come and get it.”—————–

Raphael:

Similar to Leo, he’s naturally driven by alpha instincts. Of course, UNLIKE Leo, he doesn’t mind affection in public (after a while, and depends on if Splinter’s present) when you give him the chance. Especially if he gets to touch dat assssss.

“Oi, a little help here, Red?” ——————-

Donnie is a piece of work. He’s so fun to mess with, honestly. He’s easily flustered from his lack of social skills, so when you’re just too sweet with him in the lab, when you ask for help in more ways than one, he goes crazy. He’s such a goof for pet names, too. It usually happens when you’re touching him, especially during a massage.

“There we go. Oh, you’re just getting more worked up. Ugh, I’ll never be able to ease the tension like this…”——————–

Mikey; he’s spontaneous combustion in a shell. So many things can rile him up; he can’t help it, you’re just so hot and PERFECT! He’s at his peak when you’re sitting in his lap, doing whatever, and he inhales your scent and it’s over.

“Heyyy, baby. I love you. Heehee…Ooooh…”

It's 5:22 am and I'm sick as hell and can't sleep so I'm just sitting here thinking about the turtles.

I can totally imagine one of those rare days in the lair where everyone is doing their own thing quietly; Leo's reading at the table, Donnie's doing something at his mass of computers, Raph is bench pressing, and Splinter is somewhere meditating. Everything is peaceful until the clock changes from 4:19 and suddenly Mikey runs in wearing a backwards baseball cap and a giant pair of rainbow glasses screaming, "420 BITCHES BLAZE IT!" and just pulls out an airhorn and runs around in circles while his older brothers glare at him and Splinter facepalms in the other room.

Dude, has anyone else realized that in lights out Diana could have attacked them from under the covers in their bed?

I mean unless you sleep with a really light blanket Your bed is super dark so technically it would be the perfect place for Diana to attack and kill the characters, but she doesn't. I mean yea she's an asshole for wanting the mom all to herself and trying to kill the rest of her family to achieve that, but all things considered she was actually uncharacteristicly nice about it...0.0

Real shit tho. Most of these men are pussies too cause they won't do it even if you beg 😩😭😮‍💨

Guys always want a gf that watches anime until you tell him how badly you want to be folded in half like a pretzel and stuffed full by Toji Fushiguro until it's spilling out and you no longer know whether you have legs anymore ☹☹ like bae ☹☹☹ I thought we were bonding ☹☹☹☹

THERE'S A SECOND ONE!!😱😱😍😍😍💙💙💖💖

Ooo more fluffy Leo stuff please!! It's sooo good 💗

- hand holding, a lot of it

- cuddling too

- he would always try to touch you or have you close (like rubbing your back, playing with your fingers etc)

- forehead kisses

- he would watch your favorite show or movie with you even though he might not understand it (maybe it’s the topic, the humor or genre)

- same goes for music

- he might even listen to it when you’re back at your own home, just to memorize the lyrics

- would try to get you into his favorite things as well

- he would NEVER forget your anniversary and even celebrate it each month

- flowers or cute poems

- written by himself of course

- he’d have a whole wall of pictures of you

- most of them he took himself

- some of them were of both of you

- he’d change his lock screen almost daily cause he loved every single picture of you

- he might whistle when he thought he was alone, just because he was so happy with you

- he’d watch you sleep but not in a creepy way

- he just loved the way you looked when you slept

- he’d compliment you every day, especially when you felt down

- cute af nicknames

- maybe something in Japanese like Hana (flower)

- already imagines your children

- and has names for them

- he’d often place you in his lab so he could cuddle you from behind

- he loved it when you put your head against his plastron

- he felt invincible when you did that

- always smiling when you’re around or soon are

- even when his brothers are pissing him off, fuck that he will see YOU later

- would ask Splinter what he thinks of you

- is happy when Splinter says you’re a wonderful human being

- always puts your happiness above his own

- but loves to vent to you as well

- never gets physical, just ranting about everything that’s pissing him off (come on, even he needs a break from time to time)

- he knows you’re the only person who can calm him down

- he would sleep much better when you’re next to him

- he would even sleep in sometimes

- he could relax so much with you, like a huge weigh is lifted from his shoulders

- he’d occasionally lift you up and carry you to wherever you want

- just to be cute, you know

- would always brag to his brothers at how amazing you are

- would call you his forever girl

And maybe at some point Raph brings up the smol fact while during a fight or something and Leo's just like, "tf you whining about Picasso?!" And there's like a moment of silence and Casey is the first one to start laughing hysterically and Raph just looks at him like, "really dude? I trusted you!"

And in the end Splinter is the one who passes out from laughing so hard and Raph is just standing there pouting with his arms folded like the angry vieny cucumber he is.

Do you have any Raph headcanons? I don't really know what to specify, just anything would be super cool! (I love your writing and reading through your blog, keep up the good work!!!)

((Thanks so much, this is the best I can do right now.))

-Raphael sleeps with one leg hanging off the bed. For body temperature regulation purposes. Maybe an arm will be included.

-He has an old stash of **magazines** under his mattress. Amazing what people throw away.

-His favorite food (besides pizza) is Enchiladas. I feel like he’d have a taste for spicy things…Mexican food in general??

-He sometimes thinks about how the rest of his brothers’ names ends with an “o” and his doesn’t. It makes him feel like he stands out, but not entirely in the weird, outstandish way. If the shoe fits…

-Raphael sure was the bullying-type of brother when he was younger, but quickly grew out of that after he hurt Donnie’s feelings a little too much. He got in sooo much trouble with Splinter and learned his lesson real fucking quick, though he naturally regretted doing it even before his punishment.