Shoutout to the people who:
-have symptoms that aren’t visible to others
-are able to function even while in extreme pain
-hide their illness well
-who don’t “seem sick”
-who have flareups at night or other times when no one else sees
-fight a daily battle that others can’t see
-feel like they’re making too big of a deal out of their illness because “it could be worse!”
I see you out there, I feel you, you’re awesome.
This is actually amazing, I'm so soft for this man 😩❤️
not the cuddliest of the turtles but still very affectionate
his love language is quality time
loves it when you sit in the lab with him (preferably on his lap) and just let him bounce ideas and theories around with you
you don’t have a clue what he’s saying half the time
but you’ll still be his sounding board
movie marathons! and lots of them
you wanna see all of the marvel movies in order back to back
Donnie’s your boy
wanna spend over 20 hours watching the extended lord of the rings?
he’s in, baby
the sweetest pet names
sweet-pea
petal
angel
he mostly calls you honey/hun tho
you call him dot-com sometimes as part of an inside joke
he makes you anything and everything
you name it he can create it
jewellery mainly tho
he’s good all the technical stuff
speaking of making you things
he makes a lot of toys for your private time together ;)
seriously you’ll have cum 3 times before he’s even taken his boxers off
usually ends with you begging him to just fuck you and end the pleasure torment he’s causing
actually reads up on how to pleasure a woman
research makes him perfect at it
doing everything together
if he’s not in the lab he will be right by your side
not in a clingy way, he just loves your company
cooking together
making the bed
showering together
when he gets drunk, which is very rare, he is the clingyist babe
will hold on to your arm with both of his
“I need you over hear” he’ll tell you
just to sit you down so he can lay his head in your lap
doting af
always getting you more drinks, brushing your hair for you, forehead kisses
very protective, just not as obvious about it as Raph
knows everything and is always down to lay cute little facts on you
good communication could be better tho
will text you reasons to come over
sometimes these reasons are a pic of his down stairs
one of the more insecure that you’ll leave him
not because you aren’t loyal, he just assumes you;ll find a human mate who will be better suited to you
you assure him that you wont
always squishing your face between his hands and telling you he loves you
first few dates he is nervous™️
rambles a lot
which luckily you find oddly charming
1st time you both slept in his room he tidied the place top to bottom and bought new sheets
talks in his sleep!
always has a notebook beside the bed to jot little things down when he thinks of them
writes you love letters
we’re talking clumsy metaphors and half rhymes but it’s always so sweet and tender and loving.
he’s like that in bed too
is capable of being pretty romantic
only on special occasions tho or if he feels like you need some more romance in your life
like after a particularly hard week
obsessed with your neck
loves to nuzzle into it when you’re cuddling
and leave a train of love bites down to your collar bones
such a gamer
you’re no good at it though
apart from like Mario kart. you beat him only once
boobs guy
falls asleep almost every night on top of you with his head on your chest
also loves your hips especially
the biggest softie
will foster dogs with you
puts those night visions goggles to good use with games
hide and seek in the sewers is one of your faves
he has a security system set up tho so you always accuse him of cheating
he denies this
you’re bff’s with Leo
because Donnie is the only one who actually fully appreciates his leadership and so do you
I FUCKING SNORTED 😂😂💗👏
Dad jokes the guys from class 1A would tell xD
I feel like I turned this into a low-key roast session for some of these dudes OOPS LMFAO
Bakugo : What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.
Todoroki : RIP boiled water—you will be mist.
Tokoyami : Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.
Sato : What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Kaminari : What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
Shoji Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot.
Koda : I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.
Iida : I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through?
Mineta : What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Aoyama : Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Sero : I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Kirishima : Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Midoryia : The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Ojiro : Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Bonus
All Might : It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Aizawa : If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Y'all ever go to a relatives house for like a weekend or smthn and you get one of your cousins rooms cause they gone, and you know that cousin well enough that when you get to the room you're just like, "I wonder how many people they been fuckin in this bed," before awkwardly laying down on it?
These are spot on 👌👌👏👏
For the purpose of fluff I was wondering what the turtles and s/s's song would be. Like every time it comes on they smile and go, "hey babe it's our song!" Thank you 😘
EZ-PZ.
Mikey: Young Dumb And Broke by Khalid ( Will ALWAYS make you dance with him when it comes on )
Raph: Cherry Pie by Warrant ( he loves the blush you give )
Leo: Naturally by Selena Gomez ( he’ll never tell you, but it reminds him lowkey )
Donnie: You Are My Sunshine by Johnny Cash ( lowkey kinda sad but he can’t help but hum the tone while y’all are cuddlin’ )
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL ASFHTKTFD H
Would it be too much to ask for an extremely fluffy poly fic? Like Donnie and Leo want to do something sweet and special for their girl (maybe it's her birthday, or their anniversary, or maybe cause they feel like it) and it's just a bunch of fluff and cute moments with sweet tender kisses. Thank you 😊😊
So this is the first Poly fic I’ve ever written. I definitely found it challenging, but I think (and I hesitantly say this) that it turned out ok. I hope you like it, my friend. @unitato722
This is SFW :)
It was a typical Friday night. The work week was done and she was on her way home. Despite the exhaustion that was written all over her face, she was smiling. Later on that night both Leo and Donnie were supposed to come over.
It had all started when the two of them interrupted a purple dragon from taking advantage of her. After that night, either Leo, Donnie or sometimes both would visit her a couple of evenings during the week, and she would stop by the lair. It didn’t take long for an attraction to build. There were two issues though. One, she was drawn to both. Leo was tactical, courageous and honourable. Donnie was a scientist and an inventor, a veritable technical genius. Two, they both wanted her.
Keep reading
Feel free to visit my ask box any time hun 🙏🏻
Where THE FUCK are all the tmnt writers with their GODDAMN requests open?! Especially for smut?! PLS I JUST MFKSMDJDJJFHMAJFDBH!
For fucks sake, this man has no idea how to do the simplest of things 🤦🏻♀️
Donnie: Please, PLEASE, stop drinking tea by just putting the bag in your mouth and chugging hot water!
Leo: I'm a cultured man, I know what I'm doing.
THERE'S A SECOND ONE!!😱😱😍😍😍💙💙💖💖
Ooo more fluffy Leo stuff please!! It's sooo good 💗
- hand holding, a lot of it
- cuddling too
- he would always try to touch you or have you close (like rubbing your back, playing with your fingers etc)
- forehead kisses
- he would watch your favorite show or movie with you even though he might not understand it (maybe it’s the topic, the humor or genre)
- same goes for music
- he might even listen to it when you’re back at your own home, just to memorize the lyrics
- would try to get you into his favorite things as well
- he would NEVER forget your anniversary and even celebrate it each month
- flowers or cute poems
- written by himself of course
- he’d have a whole wall of pictures of you
- most of them he took himself
- some of them were of both of you
- he’d change his lock screen almost daily cause he loved every single picture of you
- he might whistle when he thought he was alone, just because he was so happy with you
- he’d watch you sleep but not in a creepy way
- he just loved the way you looked when you slept
- he’d compliment you every day, especially when you felt down
- cute af nicknames
- maybe something in Japanese like Hana (flower)
- already imagines your children
- and has names for them
- he’d often place you in his lab so he could cuddle you from behind
- he loved it when you put your head against his plastron
- he felt invincible when you did that
- always smiling when you’re around or soon are
- even when his brothers are pissing him off, fuck that he will see YOU later
- would ask Splinter what he thinks of you
- is happy when Splinter says you’re a wonderful human being
- always puts your happiness above his own
- but loves to vent to you as well
- never gets physical, just ranting about everything that’s pissing him off (come on, even he needs a break from time to time)
- he knows you’re the only person who can calm him down
- he would sleep much better when you’re next to him
- he would even sleep in sometimes
- he could relax so much with you, like a huge weigh is lifted from his shoulders
- he’d occasionally lift you up and carry you to wherever you want
- just to be cute, you know
- would always brag to his brothers at how amazing you are
- would call you his forever girl
When an add interupts my music
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
/23/ Adult content. I'm a big tmnt fan but my soft spots are for Donnie and Leo 💙 💜 I love to write but my phone sucks so sorry if it takes forever to upload.
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