Happy New Years!

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So let's say the turtles are taking a shower when S/O runs in (something spilled on them or they were victim to one of Mikey's pranks) and jumps in with them for a quick wash. How's that gonna turn out for each turt? 😘 Thanks, I love your blog!!💖

Leo isn’t too sure on what his stance is–he obviously covers himself when his sweetheart barges into his shower. Though, considering (with a blush) what they’ve done through the course of their relationship, this doesn’t seem too off to Leo. He still gives them privacy, looking away while they wash up and such.

Raph isn’t pleased–the shower stall is already cramped enough with his huge ass shell grating the walls, and now his babe needs to wash up. The sight’s lovely and all, but shower time is his time, and he’ll pout and grumble till you finish up, before resuming his turn.

Donnie throws his hands over his chest and squeaks when his little love comes in with God-knows-what on their body, and isn’t too quick on questions as he listens to their spiel about Mikey and his paint balloons. He quietly helps them clean it off, and doesn’t mind sharing the shower–though he makes a note to design a larger shower for the both of them to share.

Mikey doesn’t flinch, he’s all for sharing a soak with his babe–and helping them wash out whatever that is in their hair. He’s very cool with it, save with a few wandering touches here and some gropes there. He lets out the heartiest churr when you start scrubbing his shell as a thank you. This moment might end up making Mikey want to shower with his bae more often to be honest.

*Me as a human being*

The bros are all sitting around eating dinner when Mikey pulls out the first pun, (you wanna pizza me bro?) and Raph is already groaning. Soon it turns into a competition between Casey, April, Mikey, and Donnie.

Eventually Leo joins in.

Raph gives up and starts walking away before I stop him and ask for a favor. He gives me a wierd look but agrees.

At the end of a particularly bad pun (from Leo) I slam my empty soda bottle on the table where Raph crushes it with his fist. "Wow guys, that was soda-pressing."

*Cue airhorns*

Casey face palms, April claps, Mikey loses his shit, Donnie is so shook he can't move, and Leo looks like he's praying.

*Yea, definatly describes me in a nutshell*

😂😂

I FUCKING SNORTED 😂😂💗👏

Dad jokes the guys from class 1A would tell xD

I feel like I turned this into a low-key roast session for some of these dudes OOPS LMFAO

Bakugo :  What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.

Todoroki :  RIP boiled water—you will be mist.

Tokoyami :  Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.

Sato :  What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!

Kaminari :  What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

Shoji  Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot.

Koda :  I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.

Iida :  I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through?

Mineta :  What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Aoyama :  Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Sero :  I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

Kirishima : Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. 

Midoryia :  The rotation of earth really makes my day.

Ojiro :  Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Bonus 

All Might : It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Aizawa :  If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

I'm curious, how do you think the brothers would react to the first time they saw their crush had self-harm scars?

-Amazing question! Also I hope you don’t mind I like adding dialogue into my answers. Idk why lol-

-In all honesty I think the brothers would be upset, but not at you for not telling them, but at the fact that you had to go through some horrible crap. So horrible you restorted to hurting yourself.-

×Leonardo×

Leo first saw your scars when you reached over to grab a slice of pizza. You, him, and his brothers all hung out. Eating pizza and watching movies. At first he didn’t know what to think, but then his mind started racing and he looked up at your face. He saw you smile, but he wondered what that smile was hiding. After the eventful night, Leo is the first to say he wants to escort you home. Once you make it to your apartment, you expect Leo to say his goodbye and leave, but not this time.

He climbed in after you and looked down at you with a frown. He gently grabbed your arm that he saw with scars, pulling down your sleeve slowly. You stood there, shocked by his actions, completely frozen. Thats when you followed his eyes…

You started to tear up at his words.

“I don’t know the full story behind these scars. I don’t know what you have gone through. But please, PLEASE, if you need someone to talk to come to me. Please… I can’t loose you…”

×Raphael×

Raphael caught the sight of your scars as you two worked out. You had on a thin jacket and when you raised your sleeves, he saw them right away. He stopped everything he was doing. Everything. He walked up to you amd grabbed your arm, making you jump. He looked over the scars, running his large thumb over them gently. His eyes were already watering and he feared the worst.

He looked at you, seeing you were already in tears. He pulled you into a hug, holding you close and tight. You two stayed like for a long time. And during that time, he spoke up.

“Please for the love of god talk to me if you need to talk. Just don’t ever hurt yourself again. Please… Just please….”

×Donatello×

He saw them while you two were in his lab together. It was one of these rare moments where you two just sat down, laid back, and talked. Then he saw your sleeve go down slightly as you raised your arm to lay your hand under your chin. Without thinking he grabbed your arm, making you yelp in surprise. His eyes watered at the sight of the scars. He looked up at you, the sparkle in yours were gone.

He let go of your arm and cupped your face gently in his hands.

“I… I do not know why you have these scars. I do not know what has happened in your life. But Y/N if you need to talk, come to me. Lossing you would break my heart… I just can’t loose you…”

×Michelangelo×

He saw the scars on your wrist as you two played video games. You held the controller, racing Mikey, concentrated on the game. Mikey looked over at you and smiled, then looked back at the TV, but he did a double take on your arm. The game was paused immediately. You whined and looked at Mikey. You were just about to ask why he paused it, but the tears falling from his eyes made you stop. Before you could speak a word, Mikey wrapped his arms around you and held you close.

“Baby cakes please… I am always here if you need to talk. I… Just want you to know that.”

-I hope that answers your question! Also sorry for the errors!

So cute!!😍😍

What would be the moment where the boys realize they actually LOVE their crush? Like would it be something little or just a random thing that makes them realize just how deep their feelings are?

Leo:

A single candle flickering in the dark room. And yet they are the only source of warmth he cares about. They’re lying beside him, bathed in the dim candlelight, lashes fluttering in their sleep, and even without looking at him he’s still trapped with the thoughts of their eyes opening and imprisoning him, making him a willing captor. He wants to give himself fully to them, to devote his entire being to those eyes, to that face, to this person who, by some miracle, sees his flaws as things of beauty. And he finds himself hoping for it, longing for the moment their gazes meet again and he feels helpless and powerful all at the same time. He realizes he never wants to be without that feeling. He’s trapped, and he loves it.

Donnie:

Their hands make their way up his sides, leaving tiny pulses of energy in their wake, and that touch alone makes his concentration completely evaporate. He turns and sees their smile, gentle and welcoming, and suddenly his coding program seems like a bunch of mumbo jumbo while they bring their lips to his temple, his cheek, his jawline. His world completely around this secure center that is them, and he knows that without their luring him to bed he’d have said up through the night. And God is he grateful for them, his last shred of common sense, of relaxation. He wouldn’t trade anything in the world for the one thing that wipes his mind clean - them. With a grin, he rises and turns to them, returning their teasing touches and kissing their lips, feeling the worry slip away, and the bond strengthen that much more as he carries them to bed.

Raph:

He wants to be alone. He told everyone that just before he slammed his bedroom door and took to attempting to punch holes through the concrete wall. He’s about to yell at the intruder as they open the door, but then there they are. And all they do is open their arms, and he’s holding them, clutching at them desperately, laying them on his bed and burying his anger in flurried kisses. Their lips are the most powerful painkiller as they kiss his raw knuckles, their body his sanctuary, their skin emanating love and only love as he presses himself against them. He surrenders fully, handing over his hardship and marveling at how they take it and mold it into a passion that courses through them both. He loves their acceptance, their ability to wash away their pain, and knows that without them this world would be a lot more painful.

Mikey:

Their smile is twinkling, a row of white teeth peeking through a perfect pair of soft pink lips while they press another strawberry to his lips. Sweetness floods his mouth, and he coos out a sound of satisfaction, earning another sheepish giggle from them. He reaches forward and kisses them, his new flavor intermingling with the taste of theirs, that even without fruit bursts with only the sweetest flavors. They laugh as they pull away, pressing their face into his neck and letting their humor-tinged breath breeze across his skin. He’d do anything to hear that laugh, be anything for them to smile around him. With a grin he paints a line of strawberry juice across their cheek, and they erupt into laughter again. 

Real shit tho. Most of these men are pussies too cause they won't do it even if you beg 😩😭😮‍💨

Guys always want a gf that watches anime until you tell him how badly you want to be folded in half like a pretzel and stuffed full by Toji Fushiguro until it's spilling out and you no longer know whether you have legs anymore ☹☹ like bae ☹☹☹ I thought we were bonding ☹☹☹☹

All my fellas

happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

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Gotta say, tbh, yesterday I was touching up a client's hair while they relaxed and all I could think about was riding tf out of Leo or being pinned down by Donnie. 😣😩

And I don't regret shit.😄😆😳😘

When you're writing and you realize you have to kill off a character

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next