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Inktober day 14 - Dagger

Its chicken day now

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Just in case

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

Small shop update announcement!

Hello everyone it’s been a while! I have a small shop update planned for Wednesday, April 30th! I’ll be previewing the sculptures before then, including this little white dragon. For all my northern hemisphere friends, I hope you are enjoying Spring!

the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER

me: hi, i need a rabies shot triage nurse: oh? why's that? me: i got bitten by a bat triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning? me: removing a bat from my bedroom

ego of a god

the wrath of a beast exiled to the sea

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’