You Could Hear The Creaking, Bloodthirsty Voice, Calling Out To You By Name. You Could Hear His Yellow

I'm automatically required by law to use all of these

hey babe come look at this (affectionate)

@dead-deadashell this reminded me of you

you're fucking weird dude

it really hurts to read all of the fanfiction involving the bleeding effect and Desmond slowly not being able to discern reality from illusion. and then I remember "oh wait. that basically happened in the games"

Slowly but surely progressing through Valhalla and I got tears listening to Desmond talk about his experiences going through the bleeding effect with Shaun and Rebecca, how he saw ghosts of Ezio and Altair walking around and even hearing Connor’s voice. . . *sobs*

It made me realize how much I miss Desmond’s character and how much he made an impact on my interest in the franchise.

Alaska invaded Europe and won

Snow all year round, motherfuckers

Wtf I just found this on the presidents computer???

the blood of my enemies that stain most of my outfits and the night without stars that have thankfully settled on my boots

Describe your favorite color without using the word color, rainbow, or the name of any other color.

ah, yes, the only posts i see on my dash are gay, gay, gayer, and cats

occasional posts from users

egg: uncooked

steak: rare

milk: 1%

alcohol: straight up liquor

warm drink: black coffee

wait how do you do the rainbow text

a gay bitch needs to know, I've only been here for a few months

literally named this "blackmail.jpg"

YOU CAN NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE—

@dead-deadashell can't socialize for shit, pass it on

she communicates solely through combat and would rather dropkick a dude than ask someone for a napkin

totally not referencing myself—

deranged post number four

@whatisgrass JUST TOOK MY GAY CARD

EVIL ARC PEAK: ENGAGE!