During One Of The Excavations Of An Unknown Female Pharaoh's Tomb In Egypt, You Find Out That Anubis

@lol-whyidumb if you don't simp for a fictional character for a week, i'll cook you whatever food is available in my skill tree

I'm only like level 4 so play nice

I feel not dumb now.

But the feeling is gonna leave very soon, I'm sure.

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

am I allowed to kill you then

Pissing ass and killing rats. Happy Saturday baby

never been so bisexual in my life i-

resident evil 8 review

@whatisgrass is looking for a fiction series on AO3, wish her luck

dunno I got a shadowy star man with glowy eyes as my background(my lock screen is literally just bi stuff) so... my fucked up-ness is purely up to the gods

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

it really hurts to read all of the fanfiction involving the bleeding effect and Desmond slowly not being able to discern reality from illusion. and then I remember "oh wait. that basically happened in the games"

Slowly but surely progressing through Valhalla and I got tears listening to Desmond talk about his experiences going through the bleeding effect with Shaun and Rebecca, how he saw ghosts of Ezio and Altair walking around and even hearing Connor’s voice. . . *sobs*

It made me realize how much I miss Desmond’s character and how much he made an impact on my interest in the franchise.

we duel at dawn bitch

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

imagine just being so good at sucking dick that you get your teeth knocked out several times because you always got them really hard(and because you have a thing for dick piercings-)

so many ppl on tiktok will be like ‘look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe’ and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that’s what happens when u don’t have ur own sense of style