Alex Fitzalan As Harry Bingham In The Society (1.01)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

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You will be skinny by Christmas.

Picture this:

Oversized sweaters make you look small and dainty.

A mug of hot chocolate warming your boney and manicured hands.

Friends shopping for gifts, knowing they can pick the smallest size for you and it'll fit.

Not needing to have "weight loss" as your New Years Goal.

Friends or family easily being able to playfully pick you up at the Christmas party.

Everyone pointing out how good you look at said Christmas party.

Eating all the yummy cookies and food and not worrying about looking like a slob.

🕯️you will reach your gw by Christmas🕯️

6 months is a long time, long enough for you to achieve your goals. Get to it.

“It’s all in your head” yeah that’s kind of the entire problem innit

Omg help I’m literally about to dig through the trash bag in my room to pull out M&Ms I threw away

And I purposely threw them away so I wouldn’t eat them but I’m so tempted now

Pedro Pascal & Steven Yeun | Actors on Actors

What they said and same for Dave Franco 💀

Okay can SOMEONE explain to me HOW-

Mother fucker looks 17 BUT IS 26

A N D

If yall haven't seen the outsiders WHAT ARE YOU D O I N G but ANYWAYS-

HE LOOKS 14 BUT WAS PLAYING 16 AND WAS ACTUALLY 20 FUCKING 2

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING OTHER THIS THESE TWO WERE MADE TO DRINK THE SHIT THAT TURNED DONKEY INTO A HORSE-

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk, that is all.

✨reblog to get skinny legs✨

ignore and the wizard will skidaddle over your skidoodles