Au Fucking Revoir Mister Prince

made some semi-educational sunfish memes since they’re my favorite animal rn

positivity post 😁😁!!!!

Thank goodness I'm not the only one. Leavanny and Lurantis would be the best lesbian girlfriends

i cannot believe.. how much i love this pretty pink lesbian mantis pokemon. also… quick bug gfs…

I’m assuming that this is how metal lee was made

Or

In which I haven’t drawn anything in over a year and it definitely shows

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*Speaking quickly* So before Halloween I decided to get online and try to look for some abandoned cemeteries.

So I ended up finding one but it was in the middle of the woods so I decided to just plug some coordinates and take a chance. And I found something a helluva lot scary.

As I am walking the path to find this abandoned cemetery, um… *voice getting louder* Hands! Hands! Everywhere!!

By now you’re probably thinking to yourself, easyise, hands don’t just crawl what are you talking about? You would be correct.

Um- SPIDERS! FUCKING SPIDERS! DRACULARACHNIDS THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING HAND!!!

So after pissing myself and driving home, uh- I came home and looked it up on the internet and found exactly what it was I saw.

*Louder voice but not quite yelling* And here it is fam! Uh people like to call ‘em golden silk orb weaver *voice getting louder* but I like to call them NIGHTMARE FUEL DIPPED IN YELLOW FUCKING PAINT.

*Yelling* YOU SEE THE UNHOLY SIZE OF- THERE IS NOTHING AMAZING ABOUT THAT ON YOUR FACE!!

WHAT KIND OF ALIEN VS PREDATOR SCP SATAN SHIT-

IS THAT ONE EATING A FUCKING BIRD?!?!

THIS THING IS LIKE VOLDEMORT FUCKED A DEMAGORGON BUT SURE LET’S PUT IT ON A GREETING CARD!!!

*In a incredulous tone* SATAN DOESN’T EXIST?!?! THEN WHY WAS I MET WITH A FOREST-FUL OF THIS SHIT?

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!

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Happy APAHM and here’s a poem comic about my experiences being trans and Chinese I did in three days for my English class! 

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

How Animals Eat Their Food

Doodles. Lee is fluent in Gaara’s incoherent sleepy grumbling.

only the mcelroys know the true real gamer pain of picking up a cool little object in-game and carrying it around with you bc you don't actually give a shit about the plot and creating an elaborate backstory for your new little manufactured friend and then eventually flinging it to god knows where and losing it irretrievably and despite massive rescue efforts having to actually move on and play the shitty game about killing as you mourn for your fallen war buddy chodezilla mac the weird tree-lookin decoration