There’s Something Wrong With The Drummer.

The object of tennis is to maneuver the ball in such a way that the opponent is not able to play a valid return.

In baseball, the object is to go home!

And to be safe! I hope I'll be safe at home!

While we’re looking for things to do at home, I thought it’d be fun to share behind the scenes of my dad’s acting debut. 🎾

Scuze me, do you have the time?

No. I don't believe I do. I certainly didn’t have it this morning, did you leave it somewhere?

No, I don't have the time. I use a little of it like everyone else. But I don't have it. I think the Navy has it. In Washington, isn't it? They keep it in an observatory, that’s right.

Sure, they let out a little of it each day. Not too much too soon. They wouldn't want to give us too much time. Just enough.

The GE 8131-4A does not have AM or PM. You just have to guess (based on sunlight, I suppose). When setting the clock, just make sure that you don't pull out the alarm function until it's less than 11 hours before you want to wake UP.

I can't stand my own mind

America, when will we end the human war

Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb

In isolation my imagination has run wild and this album is the result, a collection of songs and stories that flowed like a stream of consciousness. Picking up a pen was my way of escaping into fantasy, history, and memory. I’ve told these stories to the best of my ability with all the love, wonder, and whimsy they deserve. Now it’s up to you to pass them down. folklore is out now.

📷: Beth Garrabrant

That guy, so critical 🍄

dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

I said in an interview 13 years ago "I'm just hoping that I have a second album that does as well as the first and someday get to be a headliner, and always be the same person that I started out as.” Scrolling through your posts today has me feeling all the feelings & I want to thank you. Because of you, there was a 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th and 7th album. You guys made me into a headliner because you wanted to see me play. And your support all these years is what’s helped me stay true to that kid I was when I started out. #13YearsOfTaylor

I jammed with Paul McCartney, how was your night?

Hey Dave, what’s up?

Hey Perry, last night I jammed with Paul McCartney, how was yours?

My night? Awesome, read to my kids. You can’t spell awesome without me you know?

"60 seconds? You're gonna give me" ..

Attention @katyperryblog shoppers, due to safety regulations we no longer carry fireworks.

Pretender or Best of you? Tie

I don't know why we're talking about these gods among men, but I'm here for it 💜🤘

For the benefit of Mr. Mac

There will be a show tonight on livestream

The Gallaghers will all be there

Waiting 4 The Beatles' heir

What a scene 🌿

And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz

It only took one day to confirm what I had suspected for years: Paul McCartney is the loveliest person alive. Thank you @rollingstone for making this happen. The Musicians on Musicians Issue is out now 🙏

📷: Mary McCartney

taylor.lnk.to

Musicians on Musicians: Taylor Swift & Paul McCartney

Go to Musicians on Musicians: Taylor Swift & Paul McCartney.

I woke up today to the news that Beautiful Ghosts is nominated for a Golden Globe - it’s so cool that one of the most fun, fulfilling creative experiences I’ve ever had is being honored in this way by the HFPA. I ended up spending many days on set watching the other performers do their scenes. Watching the character Victoria, played by Frankie Hayward inspired me so much and Beautiful Ghosts was the result. Congrats to my co-writer and buddy 4 life Andrew Lloyd Webber. This is just purrfect. 😸

bc you know, I’ve never been in TIME magazine, I don’t need TIME magazine. You know the audience that subscribe to TIME magazine, the people that work during the day (or night) and can(?) read it, it’s small, it’s concise and there’s pictures in it.

Temptations page flies out the door

You follow, find yourself at war

Watch fountains of hopeless kingdoms roar

You feel to moan, but unlike before

You discover that you’d just be one more person trying

really The Truth is just a plain picture. A plain picture of let’s say a tramp vomitting into the sewer. And then next door to the picture you know, is Mr. Caulfield or you know, Mr. Perfectly Fine on a subway going to work, any kind of picture. Just make some collage of pictures, which they don’t do.

halsey randomly started singing lover on stage tonight ahhhh I LOVE HER

That time I went as James Dean, daydream, white t-shirt

so me and my girlfriend, you met her, she's from uh La Jolla?

uh anyway, we got some money from her lawyers

so we're gonna stop by because

she's got a blank space baby

That's better Johnny, I mean Jimmy. You know I miss you. Ever since the band broke up, I miss you. We all missed ya. The Beatles missed ya. All the Beatles missed ya.

Happy Halloween Lovers 💘🎃✨

☮️ is not something to wish for. Make it, do it, be it and then give it away.

And we see you over there on the internet

During a Zoom music theory class the teacher asked what notes are in the 1st inversion of C#

One renegade put an F in the chat

You wouldn’t be the first renegade to need somebody 🌹

Collage by Graham Tolbert

Photo by James Reynolds