Osamu Raised A Brow. Stared. Sucked In A Breath. Then Scowled At The Thing Crawling To Him. Shook His

shopping au

han daewi, commissioner q, jin mori x g/n reader

synopsis: daewi, mori, and q wants you to cook something for them. in order to do so though, you need to go shopping. inspired by this 

warnings: none, just fluff. they were a bit ooc since i’m still analyzing them and getting to know them as a character. hope you still enjoy tho.

a/n: the reader is g/n, i was about to make it f!reader, but i realized that i didn’t even use any feminine adjectives, so if i made any mistakes pls kindly point them out (this is my first time writing an au and a reader that is g/n).

han daewi:

ends up doing all the shopping ngl even tho you’re the one he asked to cook (might do all the cooking too, you never know)

bc have you seen him? he cooked a whole ass five course meal for q for FREE, so believe me when i say that this man is more than qualified to cook

even before getting to the store itself, you both already agree on you pushing the cart since he’s the one who knows what to buy. it actually ends up with you guys alternating tho

you guys ever seen those young couples being so cheesy and cringey together? yeah, you guys are nothing like that. it’s just so calming to be around him and talking to him is just so easy

like: “and i kept telling mori not to --hey, what do you think about this?” he shows you something

you’re too busy being captivated by his voice and the story he’s telling you that you end up just nodding in compliance even tho you don’t even know what he’s holding up. like he could’ve showed you a can of cat food and you would’ve still said yes

i’m telling you, he does NOT go for the cheap stuff. this man be banking with all the part time jobs he took up. again I REPEAT: HE GOES FOR TOP QUALITY

you love it when the things daewi wants to buy are on the highest shelf. watching him stretch up to grab it is eye candy for you. 

i feel like he’s the type of man who’s a bit conservative. he’s always sporting that typical button up shirt and dress pants that covers his beautiful physique. you know what he looks like without clothes, but still, you feel like he doesn’t show you enough of his skin 

so i’m telling you, you are memorizing the way his muscles ripple underneath that button up, the way it hikes up and shows that hip to you and peep that v line and storing it into a jar for later use bc this man thicc thicc nobody can tell me otherwise

if he finds something he knows you’ll like, he won’t hesitate to put it into the cart with or without your knowledge

“hey, don’t you like these type of snacks?” boom, he puts it into the cart before you can say yes

y-you’re the snacc but you don’t say that

shopping with him doesn’t take too long bc he knows what he wants and doesn’t get sidetracked unlike the other two

when you get to the check out, the cashier (who’s a lovely elderly woman) can’t help but comment:

“oh~, are you guys married? newly weds?”

akjweualala you’re a blushing mess

daewi just blinks. once. twice. before softly smiling at the senior. “no, she’s just my girlfriend. we’re not quite there yet.”

you end up getting a discount from her bc of a promise daewi made with her

“young man, i’m willing to give you a discount if you make a promise to me.”

“of course. what is it?” spoiler alert: this man does NOT go back on his promises, he will go out of his way to keep it

“the next time i see you two here, i intend to see rings on your fingers.”

“deal,” he said without hesitation

cue jpg.you glitching

you’ve managed to finally calm down when you guys finally get inside the car

“did really lie just to get that discount?”

he puts a hand being your seat, turning his head back as he backs up the car. and then he looks at you. “who said anything about lying?”

q:

pls help this man. he cannot cook to save his life. (seriously, before daewi cooked for him and before he met you, this man only ate from vending machines, instant food, or if he was feeling good he’d eat out at a fast food chain)

this man is broke af, his account is always negative. how could you forget the amount of debt he’s currently swimming in?

so when he tells you he wants you to cook for him tonight, yk you’re the one who’s going to pay (even if he insists that he will do it)

when you guys are at the store, it’s a mess.

you never really believed that outdated saying of how men don’t know what to buy when they go grocery shopping, but see q choose an item that was on clearance over an item that was obviously better made you tick

bc he always. goes. for. the. cheapest. stuff.

you both end up arguing over which two similar items from two different brands should you guys buy for ten minutes

“q, put away your joker right now. there’s no need to summon your borrowed power over something like this.”

he doesn’t put it away, at least not yet. “i always buy this brand. it saves me money.”

“i’m the one doing the cooking. and will you pls put your joker away? you’re going to get us kicked out of the store.” you send him a deadly glare.

he puts it away immediately, knowing how scary you can get even as a non-power borrower. he always gets turned on by that. “but you can’t buy that (y/n)!”

you deadpan. “q, it’s only ten cents more. and the quality is better.”

“that ten cents could add up in the future!”

you sigh. “babe, i’m the one paying.”

with that, he follows you like a dog with a tail btw its legs. he insists on just pushing the cart from now on. he may look like a tough guy (which he is) but he’s a complete simp when it comes to his s/o bc spoiler alert: he’d do anything to keep you safe

you end up buying a lot of things for him bc yk his refrigerator is like a desert. plus, the first time you ever came over to his apartment, you were expecting a good healthy dinner (nothing too much) when he exceeded your expectations by making you instant ramen.

i feel like he’ll most like pull a cigarette out of nowhere in the most unconventional times

“q, what are you doing?!”

“taking a drag.”

“this aisle is highly flammable! and the store prohibits smoking!” (lol, do food aisles even have anything that can be flammable???) “ik you want to look cool, but i’m your s/o, you don’t need to show off.”

i firmly believe that he is a slow walker, trailing ten feet behind you, hands in pocket, as if he were at an art museum but i mean, you’re the best art he’s seen

yk how some stores offer sample booths, q will shamelessly go to them. bc if its FREE, how can he say no

will try to persuade you to go to the self-checkout

“q, we have more than twenty items. we can’t.”

“of course we can. i’m a commissioner, once they know who i am they’ll-”

you’re already on the move, pushing the cart to a checkout stand

when he sees the amount you have to pay, his jaw drops. how could he just willingly let you pay $62.98?

his jaw drops “(y-y/n), it’s too expensive. maybe we should put some stuff back. we can just ration our foods.”

“q, babe, i love you, but’s sixty-two dollars isn’t that much, pls calm down.”

his glasses glints, realizing that he’ll have to persuade park mujin to give him a raise even tho his salary has been cut more times than he can count

he’ll most definitely start to take notes from you on how you save money

on the drive home, you’re going over the things you both need to do at home to prep for dinner. to get the water boiling right away. to not forget to wash your hands. to-

you glance at him quickly since you’re the one driving. “what is it?”

“i’ll promise to pay you back.”

you laugh. “you can pay me back by helping me prep dinner.”

he raises an arrogant eyebrow. “alright. then i’ll also help you with dessert.”

jin mori:

it’s a total mess

even before you get to the store.

he just can’t decide what he wants to eat. how can he when his s/o agreed to cook him anything he asked?

“how about black bean noodles?”

“from scratch?” you asked. 

“yea? you’ll really make it from scratch?”

you shrug, smiling. “i don’t mind.”

“no no no no, i can’t let you do that. maybe some salt peppered shrimp?”

“sure.”

he’s just a mess. it’s been so long since someone’s made him dinner ever since his grandpa left.

getting to the store is also a big mess.

bc you guys end up arguing for five minutes on who should push the cart. in the end, you both just push it together with him behind you, hands next to yours on the bar, chin on top of your head

it’s kinda cheesy, and you’re getting stares, but mori has no shame!

one thing you’ve taken note of as you shop more often with your boyfriend is that he tends to hum or talk to himself when he stands in front of an aisle

is the type to tease you when you can’t reach a certain item. he loves to see you struggle and find a solution

“mori, can you get that can for me?”

“hm?” he hums, reaching for it only to grab the item next to it. “this one?”

you roll your eyes, knowing that he’s playing with you. 

he’s kinda like a kid. if he sees something that he likes he’ll bring it to you, asking if you would be fine if he put it into the cart. 

you’ll most definitely end up with a lot of things that aren’t on the list, but you’re fine with it. which results in a two hour shopping spree

if mori is pushing the cart by himself, i feel like he’s the type to push it in the middle of the aisle

also pushes the cart like a nascar driver, he really do be drifting when turning the corner. but he knows when to restrain himself. (cue flashback to his bicycle)

he listens intently to what you have to say, taking in every word and committing them to memory. especially when you’re telling him that when you’re not home with him, he should still try to cook up a good healthy meal to keep him in shape and grow stronger.

he offers to pay bc he believes that the best thing he could do since you’re cooking him a homemade meal

you set down some of the bags onto the table, mori getting the majority. he’s quiet, which you didn’t expect since he’s been excited the whole afternoon

“what is it?”

he looks at you. “i can’t wait to show you to my grandpa. i know he’ll love you.”

loll what did i just write. i’ll probably write ilypo and seungchul next, who knows

i already love choso as a character, but gege really solidified it by these panels. it gave choso more depth and showed more of his human side. and as the oldest of five siblings, i have mad respect for the things choso said:

+ choso being the badass person he is

HERE WE GO AGAIN RANT TIME.

disappointed once again.

people are already leaving hate comments towards Mappa about the most recent episode. ALREADY. i'm really disappointed seeing this and i'm actually disgusted by some of the actions, people are sending hate to the directors, even the ones who didn't work on episode 6.

people need to realize something...

MAPPA IS THE ONLY ANIMATION COMPANY WHO WANTED TO PICK UP AOT.

if Mappa didn't pick it up we wouldn't have a final season, so be fucking grateful. i believe they are doing a fantastic job with the animation, and people are complaining the most about the cgi. THE CGI SEEMED GREAT TO ME. it makes me absolutely angry and upset that people still are leaving negative comments and being so disrespectful to these hardworking people.

also realize that Mappa only has 200 employees and they are working on other animes along with AOT.

i'm going to say this right now and i mean this in the most disrespectful way possible..

if you are one of those people leaving hate towards mappa, please unfollow me.

i do not tolerate disrespect and childish behavior. they don't deserve this hate at all. wasn't it enough when you forced someone to LOCK their twitter after harassing them so much?

stop the fucking harassment and appreciate what the fuck they are doing. they are HUMAN BEINGS. they also did a majority of AOT during the pandemic. mappa didn't have to take AOT they could have easily denied it, but they took it anyway. be fucking grateful jesus fucking christ.

like i said, if you're leaving hate towards mappa, then please do me a favor and unfollow. trust me, i don't want you here. it sounds rude but i hate what's happening to them. it's all out harassment at this point.

anyway end of rant.

the lack of content for the god of high school astounds me...

might just start writing for it just to satisfy myself

also wanted to add on the thirst post bc AHKSUWJAT

in case you haven’t met bokuto’s new stage actor yet. it’s my pleasure to introduce you to:

sakuraba haruto.

thank you and you’re welcome.

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL QUOTES FROM BTS’ LOVE YOURSELF TEAR

SINGULARITY

“Have I lost myself or have I gained you”

FAKE LOVE 

“For you, I could pretend like I was happy when I was sad. For you, I could pretend like I was strong when I was hurt. For you, I could pretend like I was strong when I was hurt”

“I wish love was perfect as love itself”

THE TRUTH UNTOLD

“You know that I can’t show you me. Give you me. I can’t show you a ruined part of myself.  Once again I put a mask again and go to see you. 

But I still want you”

134340

“If I could, I wanted to ask: Why you did what you did, why you chase me away. I still revolve around you without a name. The goodbye is colorless, the colors that don’t change”

“My season was always you. My cold heart is negative 248 degrees. It stopped the day you erased me”

PARADISE

Life’s long so take it slow. Now we don’t run without even knowing the destination. It’s alright to not have a dream. All the breaths you breathe is already in paradise . It’s alright to stop.

“We borrow dreams from others like a debt”

LOVE MAZE

“Love ain’t a business. Rather like a fitness”

“Our own mountain, our own climb, our own world, our own heart. Travel toward the exit. Our held hands will be the map”

MAGIC SHOP

“On days where I hate myself for being me, on days where I want to disappear forever. Let’s make a door. It’s in your heart”

“At the end of my despair. You’re the last reason for me who was standing at the edge of the cliff”

“You gave me the best of me So you’ll give you the best of you”

AIRPLANE PT 2

  “ I still don’t know how to live well. So, today as well, we just go”

ANPANMAN

“I don’t have biceps or pecs. I don’t have a supercar like Batman. The ideal hero is my fantasy. But all I can give you is Anpan” 

“I’m scared of falling and of letting you down. But, even if it takes up all my strength. I will be sure that I stay by your side” 

SO WHAT

“Somebody call me right. Somebody call me wrong. I’m not gonna care about it. Why don’t you do so as well”

“90% of your worries are an imaginary swamp that you created. Just go instead of worrying, Don’t get scared, cheer up. Shout it out, So what”

OUTRO: TEAR

“To me, you were once my dear. But now you’re merely a bitter beer”

“Although we used to talk about forever. Now we break each other without mercy. Although we thought that we dreamed the same dream. That dream has finally become a dream”

“We walked towards the same place. But this place becomes our last”

| I choose some of what I thought were the most beautiful quotes in the album even if each word in it is splendid. I hope you will enjoy it.  | Trans by genius.com

SAME ENERGY

OKAY BUT-

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE HE'S THROWING IT BACK TO DRAKEN 😭😂

you can't help but squeal and cover your face with your hands, face beginning to burn.

"what?" he says, but he can barely even get the word out as he laughs, pretending to act perplexed.

"you did it." you spread out your fingers to peak through them, staring at his hands as he pulls out of the drive way

"you're crazy," he tries to tell you seriously, eyes flitting to the rearview mirror then to yours before switching the gear from reverse to drive to pull out of the driveway. he nudges his head in your direction. "pay attention to the road or something. didn't even do anything."

you can only huff at his words.

it's only when the car pulls up to the parking lot of the grocery store does he feel your eyes boring into him again. he has to bite the inside of his cheek to stop himself from smiling as he looks around to find an open slot before placing his palm onto the top of the wheel and rotates it counterclockwise with ease.

he can hear you giggle as he resets the wheel, the leather gliding smoothly across his palm. he can only shake his head in disbelief.

"you did it again!" you shout in excitement.

"something's wrong with you," he laughs out loud, the car rumbling beneath you guys before turning off the engine and leaving you in the car so you don't see that stupid grin growing on his face. he nearly loses all composure when you catch up to him, latching onto his arm and looking up.

"pretty damn cool if you ask me," you compliment. "and hot."

all he can do is ruffle your hair, trying to distract you from the burning he feels on the tips of his ears. "you're lucky you're so cute."

+ SYLUS (L&DS), LEONA KINGSCHOLAR, JASON TODD, deuce spade, SIMON "GHOST" RILEY, roronoa zoro, nanami kento, GETO SUGURU, IWAIZUMI HAJIME, ushijima wakatoshi, dante (devil may cry), TREVOR BELMONT, vinny hong, SAKURA HARUKA, hiragi toma, SOHMA KYO, sohma hatori, SOHMA HATSUHARU, ken "draken" ryuguji, and more...

I'm not even a Bryce stan but DAMN does he look fine wearing that hat backwards with sunglasses in that softball uniform. 🤤👀