Ughbyss - Woof Woof, Said Cerberus

Steve Harrington being babey

STRANGER THINGS 2 — 2x9 | The Gate

I am a faun.  Your most humble servant.

PAN’S LABYRINTH 2006 | dir. Guillermo del Toro

Do you feel held by him? Does he feel like home to you?

Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster

I promise we are not all like that! Yes, there are definitely some snooty assholes who work at Starbucks, but they are also snooty assholes outside of their work place, too.

Your medium-sized beverage is a perfectly acceptable and valid order. Order it next time out of spite ;). Maybe the barista at register will surprise you.

Starbucks barista pricks!!

You knew what I meant when I said I want a medium size. Wtf. Is medium not a term you know? Grande my ass, you knew what I wanted.

Been looking at some black figure pottery recently and that resulted in a gif of Athena’s least favorite gorgon lady seeking vengeance on a certain sea god. 

Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):

Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death

A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????

A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it

Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??

Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????

That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him

Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful

Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting

Feel free to add more

Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster

i am going embody artemis. ready your fowls for the slaughter. a lil high. tomorrow: begin draping yourself in ceremonial robes. do homework. do yoga. hug a tree nymph. foooood log. work on the mr lin poems.

“We’re making it up as we go” [Dean and Cas through the seasons]