Outie Mark: Our Wife Is Being TORTURED. Stop Having Sex With Helena Eagan And Get Her OUT!

the stethoscope is on the knob

How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

for the 3 lacroix fuckers in the world

Gorgeous Gary Golden

my wife

macrodata department: man it's so hard being a teenager

gemma the whole time:

how i look waiting for my bus at 7am

this is so house thank you

baby's first severance fanart

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"