Fun Fact: I Share A Birthday With Eve-chan! Happy Birthday Eve (*＾▽＾*)

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

Screw it, I'm making headcanons on the Friendly shadow. If no one else will do it I will.

(No nswf here, it will contain romantic headcanons. This will be gender neutral lol, oh and also this is an AU where yk, you exist. The friendly shadow is not my character but is David armbsys character. Go check his channel out and his patreon.)

Romantic headcanons:

You and Shadow spend a lot of time together. The time is mostly spent with both of you trying new things together. Whether it's spent watching that new movie, or sneaking out in the dead of night doing the most random outdoorsy thing ever. And the best thing about all of it is that the handyman don't really question it because it always seems like you both are on some sort of mission that hive sent you both on. But in reality, you both were galivanting through autodales local park picking flowers or smth.

Hive knows about your relationship. The majority chose not to intervene because seeing you both together (and through the shadows surveillance system installed on him) was like an episode of a wholesome telenovela. And cause it was the only form of entertainment they had. Shadow and you on the other hand are completely oblivious to this eavesdropping.

Shadow is very much in love with you, but he has a hard time expressing it sometimes. Yk when you have a love overload or you see something cute and idk you just wanna...squish it? Yeah that's him whenever he's alone with you. He'll just freeze up and try staring at everything around you but not directly at you. When you somehow make eye contact though, his eyes dilate to the MAX. It's very obvious he loves you. You return it by being the person that he can trust and lean on. He loves you because of this.

Cuddles? Omfg he loves those. He's a touch-starved simp. He won't ask for cuddles verbally. Instead, He'll hint that he wants to cuddle. He'll scoot closer to you when you both are sitting down. He'll purposely try to stumble when standing up or walking when you're around so that you can catch his oh-so-devastating fall. It's so obvious when he fake stumbles, hands, and feet flailing in the air.

You'd catch him though and laugh while he insists that it was an accident and proceeds to cling on you for a long time after his "fall".

Kissing? It depends on you. if your not the kissy type he'll respect that. If you are though, he'll kiss you on the forehead or your hands. On the lips? Sure! You just gotta let him know first, he gets startled when you kiss him without a warning. French kissing? He's not great at it. Like not great at it at all. I don't think he has a tounge. He'll try though, just expect it to be very and I mean very slopy. He does feel embarrassed when you do kiss him but only because he thinks he's bad at it (and he is).

Just because he acts all shy around you doesn't mean he's tough, I mean cmon he's Autodales number 1 vigilante! He isn't afraid to protect you at all costs and defend you. He's just hoping you'd do the same for him.

Overall, he's a simp in denial. And you are too!

That's all the head cannons I could think of, anyways let me sleep now bc it's 3:00 am rn.

Derpy drawing at 3 am lol, or is it 2 am?

Just a not so realistic version of shadow reacting to the fan base. Again, awoog- I mean- sorry- *ahem* again shadow is not My character but made by the awesome dude name David Armbsy, go check his patreon and youtube channel out pls.

What.

I watch minecraft building tutorials do you hate me.

(also ship incest but that's unrelated 🥺🥺🥺)

why would you say this in my inbox, who are you, i can't tell if you're srs or j

also i literally watch minecraft youtubers

we should do a change.org vote to make friendly shadow gay

Meet Yuan Xiu Mei and Ausha, fancy vintage cyborg ladies. What’s their purpose? What’s their story? Idk; I just created them because I was bored. All I know is that they’re probably partner in crime or smth.

REALEST REAL 😈

Okay so I was watching autodale again and look what I noticed

He’s sticking his fucking tounge out 💀💀 like how snarky and mean is shadow in the comics- I just also realized what he was saying to- like- HE SEEMES SO MEAN IN THE COMICS😭