#funguary Day 1, Mycena Subcyanocephala! Or Blue Bonnet Mushroom. A Newly Discovered Mushroom From Taiwan

Scp-49 on his way to cure everyone of pestilence.

Source: loki.doestricks

So true

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

Ahem, So true.

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

I identify as a cool hat 🎩.

The three genders

I propose two new internet rules.

Rule 88:

If a fictional character is powerful enough, they have committed war crimes.

Rule 89:

If they have not, they will.

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Imagine looking at a veteran who lost his legs in a war and being mad at people who don't stand for the national anthem instead of at the recruiters who pressured him to join the military, the politicians who create wars, the corporate CEOs who profit from wars, and the government for refusing to help him when he's too disabled to continue fighting.