It’s October 1st…

damn ok lake superior

people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.

Note to self: do not come to party hosted by political enemies.

You’ve become your icon and you have the same situation as the icon you have.

How fucked up are you?

i have faith that one day someone is going to make an anime about girls who play tabletop wargames with all the standard tropes and intensity of a high school sports anime

too tired to be part of the solution but don't want to be part of the problem? compromise by becoming part of a new, much funnier problem

Also glitchtrap, and spring trap

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

Is hell for satanists heavan?