Walks Into The Senate And Holds Up A Very Confused Palpatine:

really really really important

No gods no masters

Well, I have legacy powers. Double jointedness and human IMDb.

reblog and put what you think your mundane superpower (/ref) is in the tags

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

>me: casts all five at the same time to create Summon Greater Unending Idaho Vortex

WIZARD COUNCIL 2021 BANNED SPELL LIST:

Unending penis barrage

Summon Ketamine Ape

Greater Baja Blast

Transmute Idaho

Homoerotic Vortex

Body swap movie where one of them has invisible disabilities and when the other one lands in their body they immediately collapse catatonic on the floor from the pain and fatigue and the first one is like 'oh damn guess I don't have to worry that I'm faking it anymore'

Fata Morgana

a superior mirage caused by warm air resting on patches of colder air in an atmospheric duct that acts like a refracting lens. Objects on the horizon could appear to be mirrored, distorted, or float. This form of mirage could be the reason for the Flying Dutchman Legend.

ATTENTION!!!

Not all clowns can or should have sugar every meal!

As a horror clown owner, myself, I can tell you that those types of clowns are unable to digest it properly, they have to have it WITH their food, it's not always 100% sugar, that's why I own a horror clown, they mainly eat meat and on rare occasions their own eggs, HOWEVER, that's when they have a lack of proper nutrients or if they're duds! Not to mention some clowns on rare occasions have intolerances to glucose, it's not a pretty sight however, some do contract a multitude of diseases and even die from malnutrition, it's best to see what you can do and if you are unable to help them, it's best to give them to someone who's able to help or in the worst cases, put them down... Also, if you're curious about what to feed horror clowns, I normally give mine baby back ribs with a sugary glaze, steak with a honey and burbon syrup, chicken in the shape of dinosaurs with a sweet BBQ sauce and on rare occasions maple smoked salmon with a brown sugar crust, however, since mine is part Harlequin, she does get the option for a mead or wine as well also she does have a higher sugar requirement! Anyways, your railroad clowns also shouldn't have too much sugar, but, since they're outside dwelling, I'd recommend leaving a can of beans outside and if it's gone then they took it, if it's not, they probably took another clown's beans, who knows? They're very adaptable though! Mimes are allowed to have sugar, but not as much! They're allowed to also have wine, cheese, coffee and bread, they also are very picky with what type of sweets they have, it's probably best to see what they like and then give them that!

If you want to try different candies or meals, make sure you monitor them while they're eating, if they seem bored like if their hijinks have less energy or if they out right throw the food at you, that means you should absolutely show them new foods, WITHIN THEIR DIETARY NEEDS!!! I cannot tell you how many times I go to my job at the clown hospital and tell them that they should do that and they end up feeding their horror clown a SALAD! This is why they have a horrible reputation! DO NOT feed your clowns anything they're unable to digest, because before you know it, your clown will maul you or worse, they'll die! I've seen too many mimes, jesters and horror clowns in a sugar coma because someone thought it would be fine to give them only sugary foods! Do your research before owning a clown, please!

Also for people who think horror clowns should be illegal and their owners in jail, please don't interact, the only reason why they get a poor reputation is because of terrible owners who just use them to look cool and don't take time to train them, care for them or give them proper enrichment! If you are unwilling to do that for a horror clown, then maybe don't get a clown at all! It is a 80-100+ year commitment and I've seen so many clowns at ages 5-30 that are in such bad shape we had to call the authorities... You have no clue how stressful it is!