Awesome. I’m Glad To Join The Chain.

You know that post about how angels and telephone towers are biologically compatible? That’s how I feel about overgrown plants and industrial machines.

I pick the ability to always find a loophole in whatever I want.

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

Ferrets be like:

When you are 9 levels of skill higher than your opponent.

Via Bohnathan Jobbert

Someone go check if furbies have toe beans.

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

spend long enough being an OC Guy and you will eventually inevitably become a sincere recreation of the gregory berrycone 4chan bit

Soon there will be children of furries in elementary school.

Beware!

Don't ask me who I am. I'm a stranger, even to my own name.

never would I think I would see it on my dash

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat