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what ogre characters smell like

wherever bill goes, ogre must follow ! i cannot resist talking about him (please be warned i am about to pull characters out of my ass that exist only in theory buckle up)

pavi largo

- clean, VERY clean, like two showers a day clean

- he has lots of VERY flowery perfumes that correspond with his outfit colors somehow

- a hint of food ! the kind of food smell that interests you, like a bakery or a fruit salad

the twin

- while all the other carnies smell like sickeningly sweet candy, the twin smells like salt

- there's only an undertone of what everything else smells like

- he's leathery and salty and VERY thick with alcohol (scary scents)

harper alexander

- stealing lukas' idea: women's perfume

- except he fishes it out of the pockets and bags of ladies they target (as he does makeup and stuff)

- NEVER smells bad. a bad bitch can't have flies

iggy

- 🤢

- oh my god he's every dead animal thrown into a pot and boiled

- you'd think the smell of trees and forest makes it better but somehow it's actually worse !

walter (blood oranges)

- any smell that's like. Nothing. but still something

- freshly washed clothes, grass, windows, refrigerator air, maybe a little shavs and cologne

- he is so normal it makes me ill

kitty (that Thang from demonatrix)

- yes we named it kitty

- it smells like a CAT and SWEAT but NOT BAD SWEAT

- also probably hell which i would assume is fire and stone and whatever

the other (skpuppy final tour alien)

- the scent of a plant that does not grow here and never will

- incredibly comforting

- can bend pheromones at will + releases the smell of burning rubber when frightened

mythrus (skpuppy mythrus tour)

- DO NOT COME AT ME HE IS MY FAVORITE I NAMED HIM AND GAVE HIM A PERSONALITY FOR MY OWN SANITY

- anyway. blood and vomit and rotting meat and chainsaw fuel

- generally disgusting, mixed with all sorts of body fluid judging by his tubes and wires (probably the last thing youll ever smell whether you see him coming or not)

ok this isnt an ogre but i love him a lot and hes loosely related so here's my opinions on squelch from that weird 1990 trailer for chunk blower

- he's played by dwayne its close enough

- probably very leathery and very weed-y

- although i see him smelling like a lot of hair products and. Once again our friend cologne

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what the firefly family would have as their computer passwords

time to get funny !

i did say i would post little headcanons, didn't i ? i'm starting off with my dumbest idea, just to satiate you freaks while i think up my next fic

mama

- the name of one of her children + birth year

- the hint is "favorite child"

- see, "amazing world of gumball computer password bit"

otis

- his own full name 💀

- either that or just "password" with a random combination of numbers

- he doesn't remember the numbers and has to change it

- so often that he believes that passwords are supposed to change every time

baby

- something along the lines of a scene kid "gore fan" tumblr username in 2010

- any random family member's full name

tiny

- along with not having a bicycle, he does not own a computer

- uses mama's for exclusively pinterest

rufus

- no password

- has 0 idea how to work a computer

- baby secretly uses it as her spare

spaulding (for good measure)

- baby's full name + birth year

- a funny quote from one of his gag shirts he liked (see: "if i wanted to listen to an asshole, i'd fart")

- that computer is BUSTED as fuck. as in BARELY usable

- "the amount of porn on your fucking computer. is SHOCKING."

I can’t believe Luigi Largo shot the United Healthcare CEO

i PROMISE you he's next on my writing list. nobody fw this movie like i fw this movie

Crash and Burn

Bill Moseley as Quinn

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is the complete opposite of what i promised. that's right, people, i not only did not write otis for his birthday, i wrote MORE harper/buckman because i think i have an illness or something

i was highkey going to save horseplay for otis but look what happened (also this is like. Bare minimum horseplay i didnt even get to use the harnesses)

reading american psycho!

i have beef with a fictional character that was made 34 years ago.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB ZOMBIE !!!

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