this relates directly to the conversation happening in the repo server right now and centaurivee might post a similar string of headcanons (ππ»ππ»ππ»)
- starting out strong with one of if not the most disgusting man here
- smells like whiskey that broke in the car and seeped into the seat and was also pissed on by a cat. and left in the sun for a month
- HEAVY b.o. and HEAVY alcohol smell and the lingering aura of rot
- not any better π smells MORE like b.o. if that's even possible
- no alcohol involved but the rot and blood smell is also way stronger
- maybe a lil like dust too
- we're out of stinky man land for now π€’ you know he's clean as fuck
- smells like cold jewelry, dryer sheets, and LOTS of cologne
- the blood smell is very cleverly covered up, but you can taste it on his skin
- cotton candy :(
- he smells like sugar and spice and everything nice and maybe a bit of shitty beer too
- he might be a lil sweaty but arent all carnies
- unfortunately i think he's clean
- used to smell like gross cologne from the 1800s, leather, and sweat sometimes
- now only reeks of thick blood (all of them do)
- HOW COULD I FORGET MY PRINCESS
- she is FLOWERS
- she's what men would think women smelled like if they'd never been near a woman and have only been told that girls like pink and cute
- tried to use a LOT of cologne to cover up the warm computer smell he radiates
- kind of worked
- smelled like burning metal and fire when going rogue (wiring damaged)
- smells like when you open an old box and get hit with vintage air from 1940
- also an undertone of dirt and sweat, but not in a bad way ! hes a busy man
- if you snuggle real close, you can smell some warm tea in his beard
- clean :)
- metallic blood smell doesn't seem to stick to him even while he's the one bleeding
- smells like a freshly washed, still wet carpet
- smells very strongly, but not too bad
- something that can only be described as spicy
- comes with the hot burn of something smoke-like in the back of your throat
- weed.
- i said i'd add him if vee put the bartender from the first power in theirs
- he just smells like weed thats it i cannot IMAGINE he would smell like anything else ππ
okay thanks for coming to my TED talk
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HE WAS LIKE TEN MINUTES AWAY FROM MY EXACT LOCATION. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NJ EDISON. BILL COME BACK WE LOVE YOU HERE
DAMNπππππ
someone stomp on them before its too late plz
"he's so babygirl- what the FUCK is that?!?!?"
is my first writing post ! i don't think anyone actually cares about 2001 maniacs except me but ogre harper won't leave me alone. nsfw fic link under cut
i hate racists except whne theyre DEAD and IN LOVE (joke)
i might start posting those little headcanon things for slashers or specific characters who wants to see it
Idk every now and then I watch a psychological horror film and it doesn't really resonate with me like it does for a lot of people so then I just go back to watching my mindless slashers and gore schlock as god intended for me.
his cake will be chocolate i think
is a repost of a house of 1000 corpses fic i finished last month, now that i'm thinking about bill. nsfw link under cut (disregard the title)
i love him so much. i'll put him in a small box just to make him feel fear
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