Tweedledeestwin - 2D Cravings

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

Seriously though, would you wanna live in a house where someone killed themselves? I could almost guarantee you that someone’s killed themselves in this room. Ew, David!

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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I lol'd

https://twitter.com/archeometrie/status/1170031822614474752?s=12

Oh my yoda!

If you thought lightsabers were only for combat and self-defense, prepare to be amazed as students from the École de l’Harmonie St Édouard and École secondaire de La Seigneurie in Quebec perform the Star Wars theme using lightsaber bows to play their violins:

[via The Awesomer]

This is a great fic of Mc and sieg! I love how the Mc is ♡

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You were innocently sitting there when the big man came over and talked to you. You didn’t want to be mean but you couldn’t just ignore him, so you kindly smiled back and him and laughed at what he was saying. What you didn’t know was that Sieg was watching from afar. Not watching, glaring. He was glaring at you from afar while he took a sip of his drink. From his view, you sure looked like you were having fun. He knew that you didn’t want to be here today at the party but he made you come anyways. It wasn’t like he didn’t know the big guy, they were acquaintances and met at a couple of meetings but he didn’t like what he was seeing now. What if you left him? You guys were official and it’s been only a couple weeks but he couldn’t think about not having you in his life. He couldn’t take it anymore and slammed down his cup on the table before exiting through the door, his drink spilling on the table. You heard the commotion and looked up from the guy talking to see that Sieg had left in a huff. You cocked your head to the side before you excused yourself and followed Sieg into the hallway. “Sieg! Hey Sieg!” You called after him but he didn’t stop. You stopped mid-way and fell down clutching your ankle.! “Ow.” You said as you continued to clutch your ankle. Sieg stopped and turned around as he heard you cry in pain. He saw that you were on the ground and he felt his heart drop. He ran over to where she was. “Are you okay?” He asked as he tried to see where she was hurt so he could help. ” I told you those heels were too high, why did you wear them?” He asked, his eyebrows furrowed as he tried to figured out what was wrong. You watched with amusement as concerned crossed his face. “Move your hand and let me see.” He said. You smiled and stuck out your tongue at him. “Just kidding.” You said as you stood up. “I’m okay.” You said as you gave a twirl to provide it. He watched you turn with your usual smile and he let out a sigh of relief as he stood up, his poker face on. You could tell that something was bothering him as you watched him. “Hey, what’s wrong?” You asked him but he didn’t give you an answer. “Hey.” You said as you gave him a poke. “Tell me what’s wrong,” “Nothing.” You stared at him pointedly, “Don’t lie to me. Just tell me.” But still he was quiet, looking to the side and not at you. “Where’s that cocky attitude now huh?” You asked him. ” I told you, it’s nothing.” He said.”It was getting too hot in there, I just wanted a change of scenery.” You nod your head, but you knew it was a lie. “What are you doing here?” He asked you, still not looking at you though. “Shouldn’t you be inside with that guy?” A smile curved on your face, finally getting why he was upset. You tip toed on your toes and leaned back and forth, nudging him with your elbow. “I’m not going anywhere. I rather be with you.” You said as you gave him a smile, Upon hearing this, he smirked. Finally he turned to look at you. “Are you sure? He’s on the up and running.” You shrugged your shoulders and nodded your head, ” Yup,” you said as you turned your body to face his. “I’m sure.” He smiled and pulled you closer by the waist. You looked up into his eyes and you could see all the love he had for you, and you were practically melting in his arms. He leaned down and gave you a kiss on the lips, that left you breathless and made your knees weak. He pulled away a little, and said, ” Lets get out of here.” Still trying to catch your breath, you could just nod your head as he pulled you by the arm, and you guys had your own little party in his room for the rest of the evening. 😉😉

(First story, so pls be nice to me🙈🙈 I’m sorry if he seems to be out of character, but when I thought of this, his face popped up through the whole thing… So.. lol probably going to take it down…)

PLEASE DO NOT GET A "DORY" FISH

The fish from the new Finding Dory movie, the blue tang, is in danger.

With the new movie coming out, everyone and their kid is going to want a blue tang. Clown fish sales SKYROCKETED in 2003, when the original movie Finding Nemo was released. Unlike the blue tang, clownfish can be bred in tanks, are a more easy saltwater fish to care for, only needing 4 gallons per clownfish, and an anemone.

The blue tang CANNOT BE TANK BRED. They are captured live from the ocean, which can be damaging to the coral reefs.

The blue tang gets HUGE, and eventually you’ll need a tank the size of your couch to accommodate it.

The blue tang gets SICK. VERY EASY.

Do NOT get a blue tang, SERIOUSLY. If you are well equipped, an experienced saltwater fish owner, I mean go for it, but don’t get them as your child’s pet. They will be bored of it in a week anyway, and the fish will probably die. There’s tons of Finding Dory merchandise (shirts, bags, stuffed animals, seriously they have everything) to buy yourself or your child.

PLEASE SAVE THE BLUE TANG.

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