Nice! Got Any Boys You Have Your Eyes On? :3

Also burn clothing that was used later at a different location, blood spray can be almost undetectable on clothing even on your skin. Or make sure your using oxygen-producing detergent, regular bleach shockingly leaves DNA behind. Meanwhile oxygen bleach gets rid of everything. As for the skin shower or take a swim as soon as you can.

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

writing fanfic like “am i getting the dynamics of this friendship right?” “would this character actually say this?” “what is the proper ratio of kindness to sass?” “am i falling prey to overused fanfic personality shortcuts or is this a canon trait?” “am i overthinking this so much that i will grind to a standstill out of sheer terror?”

Ha. Ha. Ha... ha.

This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.

seth rogen explaining it in the simplest way possible (i don’t agree w anything he’s ever said in the past in which he has discriminated anyone and been outwardly racist!!!)

Let’s just take a moment of silence for all the wasted potential for our non-canon ships, crack ships, ships that were done dirty by the writers, dead ships, ships that could have had it all and ships that should’ve been endgame but were ruined at the last minute.

Just shut up and watch

Vixen Games’ OZMAFIA!! Giveaway~!

So ya’ll may have heard that OZMAFIA!! is being released on Steam in English.  How exciting is that?? Yay localization. And while I’m not entirely convinced this game isn’t about the Australian mafia (which would be such a good game holy crap), we’re I’m gonna give a copy away because HECK YES OTOME LOCALIZATION (also Poni-Pachet is still a new independent group in Japan and they deserve the moolah).

Prizes:  A steam copy of OZMAFIA!!

Rules:  

To enter, Like and/or Reblog this post.

You don’t have to follow/be following us (but we are pretty rad so maybe do it anyway?)

You must have a Steam account or create one to receive the game.

Secretly agree with me that a game about the Australian mafia would be tops (like, what would the Oz Mafia even do? Organised Bottle-o robberies? Crazy pot rings in West End? Bribe our already ridiculous politicians? We are not an organized crime kind of country. We’re not an organised ANYTHING kind of country)

Winners: Winner will be chosen by a random generator.  The Winners will have 48 hours to respond or another winner will be chosen (:

Winners will be chosen when the game is released on Steam (29th of April at this point), give or take a few hours because of Australia’s quirky timezone.

May the odds be ever in your favour and all that jazz.

Have some pretty art to get you in the mood:

OMG MAMO!

“I am a simple person with simple wants,” I say, scrolling through AO3 and ignoring fics for a variety of petty reasons