You know how people will skip an episode of a show they've watched because they can't stand watching it? Like the 'Scotts Tots' episode from The Office. And I know why people don't watch the episode, because it's just so uncomfortable and cringe to watch, which I also feel the same way, as I too skip that episode when I watch.
But I have a few episodes of Friends that I will just skip because there's at least one episode where I physically can't STAND one of the Friends because of what they're doing in the episode.
Monica - TOW Phoebe's Wedding. I really hate skipping this episode because I love Phoebe and Mike's wedding, but I cannot stand Monica in that episode. She was controlling and cared more about planning an elegant wedding than Phoebe and Mike's happiness. Like removing the vegetarian meal and replacing it with meat; the bride is literally vegetarian??? And then Phoebe rightfully fires Monica because she's so controlling, but Phoebe is the one that has to apologise? That's so bullshit.
Joey - I don't remember the episode, but the one with Rachel's romance book. I actually hate Joey in that episode because he just will not let it go that Rachel reads those types of books. And I get it, it must be strange for a guy to understand that it's not just guys who enjoy reading THAT, but seriously, LET IT GO!
Rachel - TOW Joey Speaks French. Rachel getting mad at Ross for NOT sleeping with her when she was completely vulnerable is crazy.
Ross - There's a lot of episodes where Ross is unbearable, but tolerable for the most part to the point where I don't want to skip an entire episode just because of him. But I do really hate watching the episodes where he dated that college girl (it was completely inappropriate) and TOW The Nanny. How insecure can you be to fire a guy who just so happens to work in a field that is primarily of women.
Phoebe - TOW The Cat. I love Phoebe, but there are some scenes where I can't stand how hypocritical she is. She's meant to be laid back but is so controlling when it comes to her beliefs. I hated the cat episode because if I was a little kid and my cat was stolen because some woman thought it was her deceased mother, I'd be pissed. And it's so wrong for Phoebe to degrade Ross when all he was doing was trying to tell her the truth, as hard as it was to hear.
Chandler - I actually can't really think of an episode of Chandler being unbearable to the point of skipping an episode. There are some moments that I don't like, but not to the point of skipping.
SEASON 3 SPOILERS
Before you keep reading, please do not try and rebuttal this post with, "You just don't understand a complex character."
I can understand the complexity of a character, and still dislike them.
During season 3, I became a Shauna Shipman hater and began wishing on her down fall, and it was genuinely infuriating to me watching her fall from my top 3 down to the very bottom. I went into season 3 loving teen Shauna AND adult Shauna (Melanie Lynskey stan btw).
I understood Shauna's anger and resentment towards the group in the beginning of the season. Shauna has arguably been through the most trauma out in the wilderness, with her going through a teen pregnancy, only for it to result in a stillborn (especially after having such vivid dreams of the baby being alive and her nursing him) and losing her bestfriend who she both loved and resented and having to eat her, with their last words shared with one another being an argument.
So when I found out that the others were literally praying to the spirit of her deceased baby (and Jackie), I was gob smacked. I stayed on the Shauna Ship because if that was me, I would've been pissed too. And Akilah trying to give Shauna a "special crown" because she's the mother was so disrespectful. I love Akilah, but I have to side with Shauna on this one. It was messed up, and I do not blame Shauna for moving the burial site without telling anyone.
But then the beef with Mari happened. I do get it, Mari was being a huge bitch, which wasn't really a huge surprise if you've watched the past two seasons. But literally spitting in Mari's food and then lying about it was crazy disrespectful, especially because food is a rarity for them. And then showing literally no care when Mari went missing. Someone pointed out that they think that Mari and Shauna beef originated in season 1 because Jackie used Mari to make Shauna jealous when they first went to the lake, and I believe it.
At this point in the season, I'm like, "Okay, Shauna's really derailing, but I can understand where her anger is coming from."
But then we have the trial of Coach Benjamin Scott. The way that Shauna resorted to intimidation to get the majority to vote to execute Ben was so frustrating. Everyone was conflicted and the vote was 50/50, UNTIL Shauna scared them. Which to be fair, if I was there, I probably would've voted to kill Ben, not because I believe that he was guilty, but because Shauna is literally terrifying. Especially the Achilles heel scene. Vile. Disgusting and disturbing.
Then Shauna gets crowned as leader, and my first thought was, "That is literally the worst choice you could've ever made, Lottie." Shauna is clearly not all their mentally right now and they've all been a first hand witness to her anger. Shauna is a terrible leader because she doesn't give a shit about the others, she hates all of them, which means she doesn't care about their safety and wellbeing, which is what a leader is supposed to do.
Don't even get me fucking started on Melissa being a devil on her shoulder at the start; "You feel that? That's power." Melissa pissed me off in the beginning, because she was literally throwing a whole forest onto the fire brewing inside of Shauna.
At this point in the show, I'm thinking, "Shauna is the worst, and it sucks that no one is saying anything about it."
But at that point, Shauna hasn't really done anything TOO crazy for anyone to be like, "This bitch is fucking crazy, she has to go."
Then the frog researchers show up. The way Shauna laughed and smiled her ass off when she witnessed the guy getting axed by Lottie, was genuinely pissing me off and disturbing. Also, I do not believe Shauna cared about Melissa's wellbeing when she got shot. The way she was so nonchalant about it did not seem genuine. Keeping Hannah's hair as a little fidget toy was a little weird, but not the weirdest thing they've done, so that gets a little pass.
Shauna choosing to stay infuriated me, but I could understand WHY she didn't want to leave. She's become accustomed to the wilderness. Her whole life revolved around Jackie, so what is her life going to look like without Jackie if she goes back to the real world? I believe her reason to stay was both fear and control. Shauna has all the power now. She's the leader. And she uses that to force the others to stay. And Natalie just letting her take the gun was so frustrating.
But the whole showdown between Shauna and Melissa was actually so fucked. I felt so bad for Melissa, because Shauna verbally berated her in front of everyone, shot at her and then smiled when Melissa wet herself.
At this point, Shauna has become irredeemable. She is thriving on violence and chaos, no matter where it is coming from and who it's directed at. You cannot convince me or tell me anything that could ever excuse that type of behavior, especially towards someone who Shauna is supposed to be in a relationship with (I used the word relationship loosely, btw). It's abuse.
At this point, I'm waiting for someone to humble her ass. Slap her back to reality or something.
And then, the finale happens. Mari gets the Queen, and Shauna shows no remorse or sadness. Mocking her by saying, "Tough break, Mar." and then laughing when Lottie starts counting. And if you notice, Shauna is literally the only person hunting Mari (which I made a whole separate post about). Watching the realisation on Shauna's face that 'Natalie' was actually Hannah, was so satisfying. It's almost as if the iron grip of control Shauna currently holds on the group begins to weaken before her eyes, especially when she turns and sees the others staring at her, fully aware of what has happened.
I loved Shauna Shipman in season 1 and 2, but she become a dictator in season 3. I could see where her anger and resentment towards the group originated from and even supported some of the actions she made BECAUSE of that resentment, but there are a lot of her actions that I cannot see reason to, other than doing malicious things without any real motive behind her actions, besides to enjoy watching people suffer.
(I am also aware of the racial discussion of cutting Mari's hair after her death. Not just that, but also how the show treats their POC characters in general. I've seen a lot of debates about this (Mari) and I do believe that there were some racist implications with choosing to use the hair of an indigenous person. I do think there is a difference between intent and how something is perceived. Just because the writers didn't intend for the scene to be offensive or racist, doesn't mean that it doesn't come off that way to their audience.)
Season 3 - Eleanor rant.
TW - Lots of Swearing.
Now season 3 is not my favourite season of the TWDG, that title will always be taken by season one but it does have it’s good moments. The story line was pretty good, most characters had likeable personalities and charm - one of the reasons I love the franchise so much and the antogonists really made me feel hatred towards them. Alas, within a pen of sheep, there’s always that one fox dressed in wool you never expect.
Eleanor starts of as a decent character, being introduced as the ‘doctor’ for Prescott, showing sympathy for Javier when he mentions his family at the junkyard and even offers to sneak Javi and Clem out to save Kate and the kids. The player is given a choice to go with Tripp or Eleanor. In my gameplay, I chose Tripp, because I trusted Clem’s instincts.
Time skip, Prescott is overrun by the New Frontier, forcing survivors out onto the road where their last resort is to ask the New Frontier to help Kate who’s dying from her wound. Reunite with David, blah blah blah. Also, I know Eleanor left Kate in the car, dumb idea, but honestly, Eleanor and Kate have similar body types and probably weigh about the same, so Eleanor trying to carry an INJURED Kate all the way to the gate? Impossible. (Had to rethink here for a second if Eleanor carried Kate at some point but no, Gabe carries her if Javi stays to fight and Javi carries her if he goes).
Aaaanyway, Eleanor is given a free pass by Doctor Lingard, basically giving her citizenship because of her stitching on Kate’s wound and I get it, props to Eleanor for her medical skills. *clap clap*. This far, Eleanor hasn’t really given me any reason to dislike her for anything that she’s done. She believed she was doing what was best for Kate by leaving her in the car to get help, but that ‘help’ turned out to be bs cause they just lied to her and locked her up. During this time, she’ll obviously become close with some of the other leaders, mainly Joan.
BIG time skip up to when Gabe helps Javi escape and the group reunite in David’s house, I believe. Javi walks in on Eleanor and Tripp’s relationship housefire and then can explain how Joan is a terrible person who is planning on ‘removing’ David from his role as one of the leaders by blaming the murders of members on him. After retrieving weapons from the armory and returning, the tension is pretty thick between everyone.
Group discuss what to do, go after Joan in the centre. Eleanor agrees and asks how. I always was suspicious of Eleanor’s hesitant tone but I was like, “Pffft, that’d be stupid, Eleanor’s a good guy”.
*X factor buzzer*
WRONG! It’s all revealed that Eleanor told Joan the groups entire plan. This bitch ruined the entire plan because she wanted to play teachers pet to her new mummy. And karma, being the sob it is, drags Tripp and Ava onto the stage where they’ll be the toys of a claw machine, but SURPRISE, there all rigged! And Eleanor is forced to watch as Joan orders her men to off a woman she barely knew, or her bestfriend and past lover. And when the final show down happens, she forces the blame, onto us! Everything happened because of her. And when you tell her this, she stomps her foot and says she didn’t want to leave in the first place.
Okay. But did you ever consider the rest of the group? The group that doesn’t feel safe between these walls when Joan is the one ruling it with an iron fist? No, because Eleanor is selfish and wanted to climb the electric fence and land on a cactus on Joan’s side. The woman who instructed her men to attack Prescott, her home, take her friend as a hostage, invade the place with walkers, tear gas and begin to brutally murder the people who did nothing to provoke Joan OR her people. Did Eleanor know all of this? Probably not. Despite that, she chose the side of a woman she barely knew, over her bestfriend.
And when Javi asks her why she told Joan the plan? She has the nerve, the absolute nerve to say, “I wAS jUst TRyInG to deFUsE A baD SItuATioN”.
Bitch. YOU CREATED THE BAD SITUATION! And then, she can say, “Tripp was my best friend, Javi!”
And who put Tripp in that situation? Huh? Was it Gabe? Was it Joan? No, it was Eleanor.
And, and, AND, the stupidest thing about this entire scene; is that I can’t even chew her out for it! And the game wants me to automatically forgive her because she’s trying to help people after pulling a stunt like that? Fuck. That.
Eleanor is my least favourite character throughout the entire walking dead game franchise and I won’t see it any other way. 12 thumbs down, 0/5 star rating, undercooked, it’s a no from me, au revoir!
I'm writing Captain Boomerang in my Suicide Squad story and I'm literally struggling with his dialogue.
He's SO Australian.
And that's coming from a literal Australian.
Happy International Women’s Day from the ladies of TWDG!
I’ve really gotten back into my Hetalian phase and I’m about to send myself into crippling debt by buying a shit ton of Hetalia stuff online. One of the things I’m buying is a mochi France plush. I bought 11 of them like 2 years ago and I never bought France. Sorry France.
AU where Sarah and Duck live and after saving everyone from the Delta, James stayed with the group and showed them all how to live among herds. They use this to gather food in crowded areas like some stores. But one day Sarah finds a library but finds it packed with walkers. So Duck being Duck, goes inside and stuffs a duffel bag full of random books he comes along as he slowly makes his way through the library. Sarah anxiously awaits outside, worried that she’d just killed Duck. Is happy to see that Duck successfully made it out alive with no bites and the books. Basically a headcanon where Duck will risk his life to make people happy by getting them stuff. (Sarah with books, Mitch with some matches, Tenn with some art books and paint, ect)
Headcanon where James (season 4) and Alex Fairbanks are brothers. In this au, James is not as pacifistic, only resorting to killing walkers to defend himself and Alex. Alex is 15 in this and James is 20 since this sets scene in season 4 and Alex was 7 in the Michonne game, and it’s been about 8 years since in the final season it says Clementine’s 16-17. James and Alex have been wandering for years, using their skills they learnt from the whisperers to move around herds. Alex doesn’t like using the mask a lot and likes to take breaks every now and then to at least eat. Instead of calling them walkers, Alex refers to them as Wendigos. James wasn’t as close to his Grandmother, so he was never told about Wendigos. Similar to Aasim, Alex has written alot of what has happened through out his life, and how much he looks up to James. When they meet Clementine and Aj, and she offers them to stay, Alex gets the biggest smile he’s had in years. Finally, they don’t have to keep walking, they can settle down, just like James said, with people they can trust. James isn’t that trustworthy, but agrees, to make Alex happy.
In this AU, Duck lives, Sarah lives and Mariana and Gabriel live.
Let's imagine that Ben died with his classmates in the forest (along with his teacher and Travis).
That would mean the raid didn't happen and Duck never got bit
After completely running out of food and supplies, Lilly agrees to move on
(In this playthrough, Lee chooses Carly, leaving Doug to die)
(Sorry all you Doug fans, but I'm going with Carly cause I've seen most play throughs where the player saves Carly and personally I would save Carly myself)
After packing up everything, they all get in the van and leave the motel
Clementine and Duck talk about cartoons as the rest of them sits in silence
Tension continues to grow as Kenny continues to drive
Lilly and Carly argue (Lilly is growing paranoid that someone is stealing)
Kenny hits the walker and they all get out of the van to settle this argument
They all argue and Carly tears into Lilly
Carly is shot dead on the side of the road shocking everyone
Kenny tells Katjaa to keep Duck away from the windows but Clementine and Duck saw everything already
Lee leaves Lilly on the side of the road and they all get back in the van
Kenny calls Lee up to the front where he finds out Katjaa is bitten
(I don't really know what would happen if Katjaa lived instead of Duck)
(Alot of the Duck lives aus I've read kill of Katjaa, but they don't explain how she was killed off and when)
Lee sits with Clem on the couch and informs her of Katjaa's predicament.
Lee has the dream, fearing if Clementine was in the same situation as Katjaa
Lee wakes up and Kenny announces there's a derailed train in their way. They all get out to sit on some logs near the train. Kenny asks Lee if he can find some water for Katjaa as Duck sits with her quietly.
Lee takes care of the dead walker in one of the compartments and finds a bottle of water and a map. He also finds some tools. Lee presses a blinking light hesitanting.
He goes outside and gives Katjaa the water before figuring out how to start the train.
Lee soon meets Chuck who gives both Clem and Duck candy
Everyone gets on the train and begin to leave
Katjaa, whose becoming weaker and weaker every second, tells Lee to stop the train after a couple of hours on the train.
After convincing Kenny to stop the train, everyone gets off.
Kenny tries to tell Duck to stay, but being as stubborn, Duck becomes angry and tells his dad off
Hesitantly, they all walk into the woods. They reach a certain part and Kenny gently places Katjaa against a tree. Lee watches as they all say their final goodbyes. Kenny aims the gun towards Katjaa and Duck looks away, not bearing to see the sight of his mother being shot by his own father.
Kenny is too scared to pull the trigger and Lee offers to do it. Kenny and Duck cry together as Lee puts Katjaa to rest. They then begin going back to the train.
Chuck then gives Lee advice which Lee follows, giving Clem and a hair cut and teaching Clem to the shoot.
(In the game, Ben would come forward after Lee gives Clem a haircut)
The train comes to a stop shocking everyone. They all get out as Kenny screams at the hanging truck.
They meet Omid and Christa on top of the bridge
Duck stays with his dad as Clem and Lee go to the train station where they work to together to kill some walkers and find a blowtorch
Omid and Lee cut the tanker down, Chuck notices the massive herd coming towards them.
Omid not wanting to jump, Lee pushes him off and jumps off with him. Omid hurts his leg and helps Christa and Omid on the train
They escape the herd and Lee finds out someone has been talking to a man on her radio
The arrive at Savannah and the bell rings, Lee sees a figure on the church roof. The radio turns on and the man speaks to them. Christa gives Lee a nasty look after they find out the radio works.
A large herd appears forcing the group to move from the streets.
(Instead of Ben running away from Clem, Chuck is already there to save Clem from the walkers)
They reach a manor and Lee tries to find a way inside
Lee notices a dog flap which requires a chip, Lee digs up the dead dog for its collar which saddens Duck.
Clementine takes the dog collar from Lee before crawling inside, Lee praises Clem after.
Lee finds Kenny up in the attic seeing the boy like Duck, Kenny says he wouldn't know what to do if Duck turned into a walker
After burying the boy he sees someone watching.
Kenny and Lee go to the docks and meet Molly, where they discover Clem has followed them
Lee escapes through the sewers and discovers that Chuck killed himself and the walkers have devoured him
Lee finds a propped up sign to find an entrance to an underground bunker. Lee manages to calm down the group.
Vernon and Lee return to the manor with Vernon seeing Kenny drunk off his skunk and Christa tells him how Omid is getting worse by the minute
Lee then goes outside to find Clem then hears banging from the shed, Clem bursts out of the door knocking Lee over.
They see the boat and Kenny says they need gas and a battery
They all agree to leave Crawford and find the truth
Kenny goes to find gas as Vernon and Christa attempt to open the medical room as Brie stays with Clementine and Duck
Lee heads out to find the battery and meets up with Molly and they are able to get a batery
After watching the videos they confront Molly and she tells the truth
Since Ben is not alive, the hatchet stays in the door, but their are so many walkers they manage to break through anyway
Brie holds the door as Kenny tries to break through the armoury door (Ben isn't there which means they don't fight)
Brie is killed by the walkers forcing the group into the armoury
They run up the stairs to the bell tower and Lee kills the walkers slowly making his way up.
Lee climbs out of the window and they make their way back to the manor where Omid wakes up
After arguing with Vernon, Lee says goodbye to Molly and heads up to the study
After Clementine cries about not finding her parents, Lee leaves
The next day Lee can't find Clem and asks Duck who says she went outside earlier and continues to talk to Christa and Omid
Lee goes outside where he finds her hat and her walkie
When he grabbed her walkie, a walker reached out and bit him, Lee kills it and reaches for her hat, only to see the bite mark.
They all run out hearing Lee shout, he shows the bite mark and he decides it's more important to find Clementine, Lee thinks it's Vernon who took her
They all leave, Duck stays close to Kenny as he's told
They enter the sewer system
The stranger tells Lee that Clem is fine, saying that he isn't Vernon and to choose his words carefully, he tells Lee she's safer with him, they have a city of walkers between them, Lee figures out he has to be in the city
Duck talks to Omid as Lee searches the morgue to find a way out
He finds some tools in a closet before he passes out
Lee wakes up to find Kenny about to chop his arm off, Lee agrees, Lee faints again and wakes up with his stump bandaged
Walkers begin breaking in and Lee finishes opening the elevator shaft and the group hurries in
After climbing the ladder to the roof, they figure out a way to the mansion
Kenny tells Duck to not look at all the walkers through the streets
Duck glances at them quickly before looking up at his dad nodding
Lee uses the ladder to go to the bell tower and rings it, managing to jump from the tower to the roof
Duck tells him he's awesome as the rest congratulate him
They climb down teh fire and escape to the street to reach the manor
Duck sits silently as Omid opens the shed to find the boat missing and a note from Vernon
Kenny shouts in rage, leading walkers to froce them into the manor
The group run upstairs, Kenny shouting at Duck to go upstairs
They are then pushed up to the attic
As Lee figures out the wall is rotten as Kenny shows Duck how to shoot at random things in the attic
Omid breaks through the wall and find a couple who killed themselves
Duck stares sadly at them before Kenny makes him look away
They all get to the marsh house from the balcony, Christa is the last to jump but the balcony collapses. She manages to grab a pipe on her way down and holds on tightly
Kenny and Lee goes down to save her, Christa gets to the ground safely with the help of Kenny and Lee
Walkers corner them and Kenny closes the gate where Christa and Lee ran.
Kenny tells Lee to look after Duck before he shoots at the walkers
They climb back up and tell Omid and Duck their dead
Duck breaks down and Omid and Christa comfort him
After a few minutes, Duck becomes silent and seems calmer
He looked down at the herd before saying one last goodbye to his dad before they left
Lee tells Duck he's strong as they continue along the rooftops
Duck nods silently
Lee leaves the three and makes it to the Marsh house
Lee is then held at gunpoint by the stranger
They talk about all the choices Lee has made since the drugstore, not saving Doug, taking Clem to the farm, killing Larry, leaving Lilly on the side of the road and stealing from his family
Clem breaks out and Lee and the stranger fight, Clem kills the stranger and they escape cutting the walker open and covering Clem with blood and guts
Clem takes her hat back and sees her parents, Lee faints and drags Lee to a jewellery store for safety
Lee tells her he's not gonna make it and tells Clem a final lesson (If I played I would choose keep your hair short, because it's smart but it's also really sweet)
Clementine says one last goodbye to Lee and shoots him, not wanting him to become a walker
She leaves the store and walks through Savannah to the area near the train
She meets up with Omid, Christa and Duck who managed to make it out of Savannah and were looking for her
My conputers dead right now and currently in the shop getting fixed, so I’ve been spending the past two days writing and planning a story about Ben Paul being the main protagonist.
I’m hoping to give more back story to characters who had very little dialogue or little to not screen time throughout the game. Like Irene from season 1, for example; the only things we really got to know about her from her dialogue was that she was possibly Christian and that she had a boyfriend but thats it. We didn’t even get to know her name, we found out through the credits.
I want to give her a backstory like she and her boyfriend were in the middle of a roadtrip to see the world before Irene could continue her education, but their car broke down and needed to be repaired and that’s why they were at the motel.
Stuff like that. I also want to change certain characters fates, especially those who you are given the option to save and then die later or in the same episode.
*COUGH* Sarah.
But obviously, I’m stuck on some characters, especially those in season 1. So if anyone has any ideas of traits or back stories of characters they like from the walking dead game, I’d be happy to hear them and discuss ideas.
(Title is still a work in progress!)
:)