Tw1nkd3ath - Vega

BEEN AT THE GAY CLUB ALL NIGHT can someone tell me if dan and phil did anything particularly. phan. at the tour. i am also drunk. someone catch me up pls

little fit check

nobody told me deadmau5 is pronounced ‘dead mouse.’ glad to know i’ve been embarrassing myself for 15 years.

these tweets are holding hands

every post making fun of "polyamorous" people is so funny to me, because how do you turn "regularly having sex with multiple people" into like a cringe nerd thing bro

“I hate dangers days” ok now replace “danger days” with WOMEN and GAY PEOPLE. not so funny now is it???

if you felt a weird spasm in your body its probably because i was delicately stroking your icon with my mouse or something sorry

concept: posting unhinged photos of dan without permission as tour promo

they’re having fun (it is 3am)