Small Thing Before I Head Out. I Feel Like The Chicken (does The Chicken Even Have A Name??????) And

Anyone who talks about Jaya with kids and says that Nya would not be the dad and Jay would not be the mom are wrong. Full-stop.

Jay is the one driving the soccer mom minivan. He is the one who is making sure that everything is packed correctly and no, Nya, he did not play ten years worth of Tetris for you to pack the car like a fucking lunatic. Everything must be rearranged to fit in as tightly as it possibly can. The cooler must be left accessible.

Nya is also definitely the parent who passes on the responsibility of saying no.

Kid: Mama, can I eat candy for dinner?

Nya: did you ask your father?

Jay: No! You cannot have candy for dinner!

Everyone says that Jay would be the one to indulge his kids but I honestly think it would be Nya. She didn't have parents growing up, and she had to grow up really fast, so she would want her kids to have as much fun as possible when they're young.

On the other hand, Jay recognizes the gaps in his upbringing, and wants to try and be a good dad. He's old enough to recognize that a lot of the discipline his parents did was good for him and that kids need it in their lives, even if he would love to indulge them like Nya does.

So yeah, give me tired and stressed stay-at-hom soccer mom Jay who drives a minivan and loves it. Give me chill as fuck dad Nya who lets pretty much anything fly and would probably join in your shenanigans.

I was looking at the new warriors figurines and saw Longtail, and it got me thinking...

What if...

Kittypet childhood friends Longtail au.

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

sometimes, i wonder, what if mr e was harumi's only friend?

Sure, she had UV and Killow and the rest of the S.O.G gang, but sometimes, I just want to hc that Mr. E was the only one Harumi really, actually, opened up to.

So this hc is just that they were besties bc she rescued him from the lighthouse and he didnt judge her at all so she found him easy to talk to.

and the rest of the s.o.g werent rlly her friends, they just wanted garmadon back

In my headcanon Eupharasia can’t fly and Morro is a terrible mentor/teacher

Throw the kid out the bounty and pray they learn

I think enough time has passed to post spoilers n all that jazz so

Damn. Rewatched the Ninjago Movie and Jay is a lot snarkier than I remember. He's the main guy getting mad at Lloyd when they all almost die, he's talking a lot more than I expected him to, he's even a bit more confident than I gave him credit for. He's a lot more like Show!Jay than I thought.

Imagine being separated from your closest family and friends for years and years and yet the moment you all reunite, you discover that you all still somehow have the same taste in fight-wear

(aka how did everyone manage to coordinate their fashion after the merge???)

doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me