Beautiful Women Will Be Like “i Baked A Cake” And You Will Say “oh ? What Flavour Is It” And

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

if we were lambs we would frolick together.. don't you ever doubt it...

girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already..

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

okay so there’s this show about two brothers who drive around the american midwest hunting monsters but i SHIT YOU NOT it ends as a queer telenovela in this essay i will-

EVERY TOUCH EVER ☞ 87?

10.22 The Prisoner

Message to all losers: please survive

we need to be weirder & so so earnest now more than ever

youre doing amazing sweetie