Having A Little Brother Sucks

Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

we didn’t start the fire. no we didn’t light it, but we tried to fight it.

Song: Linger by The Cranberries

Did this one with @nowhere-angel !

Happy Star Wars Day! I’ve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.

im gonna throw up

Mike Faist as Danny in THE BIKERIDERS

Too close to the sun

meeee

Your “make room for the force” comic makes me laugh whenever it pops into my head. It makes me think as payback, Luke or Leia or both of them would tell their parents to also “make room for the force” lol

im gonna pass out

oh i am ILL

....yeah

oh god it's really bad for me you guys you guys he's just some guy i know but ohhhh i need that white man so bad rn