And This Is Why Baseball Is The Best Sport (see Also: These Baseball Sidequests)

I love the idea of a transformer being in relationship with a human, and just being so incredibly jealous of their car. Like they understand that they can't transport their human all the time and they need their independence. They just hate it. The idea of their human being in another vehicle feels tantamount to cheating.

Whenever they see their human's car, they are constantly side eyeing it. Comparing themselves to it. Thinking about how they're better in every way compared to this metal scrap heap. They are faster, stronger, better looking. Superior in every way.

Watching their human drive the car, thinking about how that should be them. They should be the one whose cab their human is sitting in. They should be the one whose steering wheel their human grips. Not the car.

This growing to the point where they consider straight up destroying the car. Smashing it into pieces and throwing it into a nearby river. Then when their human is in need of a car, they'll come to the rescue.

At some point they start ranting at the car about how much better they are.

Transformer: I'm better than you in every way. If you got destroyed, they will just replace you. Me? I'm never getting replaced. I'm irreplaceable. They love me.

Car: *is a normal car*

I based this on a comic I saw on tumblr and obviously on the characters and setting of the "Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want To Be A Magical Girl" pilot animatic by Kiana Khansmith.

(For some reason YouTube links don’t get traction on tumblr, so let’s see if this works!)

Animated in Procreate Dreams.

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my father is the worst man alive, and i'm his favorite daughter

AND HERE THEY ARE! The Espilver children, shy and gentle older brother Psi and hyperactive menace younger sister Alloy!! They're freaks of nature and their dads love them oh so very much

Bonus:

and if you never knew nobody, then how’d you ever know you were lonely

Wade: Oh god,I’m in too deep.

Peter: What?

Wade: N-Nothing! Let’s go,uh, slingshot stuff at squirrels, yeah! Or um, whatever it is normal children do! I was totally listening!

I thought about if Stone would have made a hologram of Robotnik after the sonic 3

So to catch you up to speed

Luigi Mangione is an innocent man who has not been confirmed to have been involved in any crime.

We have police documents confirming he was not DNA tested or fingerprinted, and confirmation no usable DNA or fingerprints were recovered at the crime scene due to incomplete prints and immense DNA contamination of New Yorks streets.

No evidence has linked him to the crime.

No facial recognition has even remotely come close to identifying the cctv suspects face as that of Luigi. His own family and friends do not see a resemblance. Most people agree the features in the cctv do not match the very well documented features of Luigi Mangione.

Luigi Mangione has no history of violence nor with firearms. He is a vegan pacifist with no history of mental illness and an aversion to killing even bugs.

He is still only a SUSPECT and all involvement in any crimes are merely ALLEGED at this time. Alleged by the most corrupt police force in the entire nation; the NYPD who do more organized crime than they've ever stopped.

Luigi Mangione's attorneys confirmed they have been shown absolutely nothing that even places Luigi at the scene of the crime.

People have repeatedly tried to recreate the entire timeline of events and found it is not physically possible to do what was alleged in the time frame police gave. Especially dubious for Luigi Mangione to have done given his recent, crippling back injury.

Luigi Mangione in his own words has said police planted evidence on him and are not being honest about his arrest or what he had on him at the time.

There is no body cam footage of Luigi's arrest.

There is no autopsy report for Brian Thompson.

Luigi has so far been:

Stripped of his hat, jacket and shoes and forced to walk in the cold in December wearing wet socks.

Forced to urinate on himself where police then took and published humiliation photos of him.

He was then stripped of his shirt pants and socks and put in a blue psychiatric gown and strapped to a chair inmates called "the torture chair" and left for prolonged periods of time. To the point the entire inmate population at the prison protested in anger.

He was slammed unto a brick wall, choked, and shoved by various police officers for no reason.

Was marched through nyc at gunpoint by officers with military firearms, forced to wear chains

Was called a murderer by the mayor of NYC on national television.

Was then placed in solitary confinement for weeks. Something extremely damaging psychologically to be exposed to for even just a few days. Something usually reserved for cannibals.

He is now being forced to sleep on the floor despite again, a crippling back injury.

Again, he has not even had trial yet. He is an innocent man by the very definition of the law. He has nothing tying him to any crime. And even the crime itself was a nobody being shot in a city where nobodies are shot everyday, seven days a week. And those shooters don't get this treatment. Cannibals don't get this treatment. Serial killers don't get this treatment. Why are they doing this? Because we entered an oligarchy and they want people who are rich to matter more than people who are not. The NO ONE, no name, insignificant person that Brian THOMPSON always was and WILL ALWAYS BE is more important because of his net worth, to the fascist oligarchy we've entered into, than the innocent man, data scientist and robotics engineer with a promising future that is Luigi Mangione.

The NYPD doesn't want him to be innocent. They are torturing him gleefully and postponing his trial because they know he's innocent. They just want to scare the public into understanding that the ultra rich, even those who's names will never be remembered as anything other than markings on a never visited tombstone, are the only persons who matter now. Not yours. Never yours. You're poor. They'll torture you without a trial too. Your life means nothing to them. Your children dying in school shootings means nothing to them. Pinning a crime on an innocent man they can beat to scare the public out of class consciousness is the only thing that matters to them now. Depose them.