Legitimately My First Feminist Awakening As A Ten Year Old Child Was Realizing That Girls Were Expected

Shows up at your house in a hazmat suit with a flamethrower

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

Would he really be penniless though, or just "regular person rich"?

Abolish Tesla.

This is leftist culture

Several documentaries publically treating Luigi Mangione as guilty before his trial even started got released over the past 2 months.

Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.

Only people who can solve my three riddles get to date me.

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

I did in fact get some sexual encounters ruined by laughing

Hey, your arms are going to shake when you hold yourself above someone for a while during missionary. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, your thighs and lower back are going to start aching eventually, and you'll need to change positions or slow down. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, your tummy is going to make noises when you're anxious during your first few times with them. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to burst out giggling sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to dislike one, two, or a few things you thought you would've liked. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to struggle to finish sometimes. Or keep it in. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to stumble around sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to need to take a few deep breaths sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey. You won't ruin the moment.

And if they say that you have, they don't deserve a moment with you.

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This is called being a witch

Ilya Kaminsky, from “A City Like a Guillotine Shivers on Its Way to the Neck”, Deaf Republic