tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like
“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”
and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent
I will gladly accept this grave, knowing I held my ground until the last minute.
Trying to settle something with a friend.
u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something
wild life
Sorry the worms got to my brain
Between Mumbo taking half of Grian’s soul in hermitcraft andScar taking the other half in double life, Grian is completely soulless.
He hasn't noticed. Everyone else has.
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(Wels-Pyjarmor guy returns to share more weird headcanons. Hi.) One of Keralis' many, many strange hobbies is playing bad matchmaker for his fellow hermits based entirely off speculating what their theoretical kids would look like. Highlights (lowlights?) include suggesting that xB and Beef should get together "to see whose beard shape wins", or that False and Tango should get together "to invent a new and blonder shade of blonde".
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hermits actually fly about other's bases alot just to check it out and get some inspiration. like a lot. and sometimes they are this 🤏 close to figure out what they wanna do with their build and catch tge motivation before it slips away. but if you, a hermit, are home and see a random mumbo approaching you would guess he'd come to You to talk. and sometimes it's not the case at all and chattering about will make you loose your thoughts and ideas.
soo. to not seem rude, they have a code word, that means "im like this close to actually finishing the project and I went to see your creations for inspiration please don't make me laugh I'd wanna stay and forget what I was thinking for my project. just pretend I'm not here". the code word is "inspo mode". it came about around season 5 but every time a new hermit joins they forget to inform them of it. so picture grian, getting himself mentally ready to talk to a hermit for the first time for them to just stare at his base and yell "inspo mode!!!!!". imagaine pearl standing there building, noticing a certain Keralis guy came about and getting ready for his shenanigans, but in return when she approaches him he flies away with a star struck smile on his face later messaging in the group chat the code
joel literally had to get used to such behavior so quickly and was the first ever newbie to ask in a meeting what it was all about. the hermits collectively face palmed when they realised they forgot to tell the baby hermits about their code word Again.
skizz uses the code but chats away anyway
pearl was once found in tangos redstone and used the code. tango felt more proud of his work this moment then any other moment when someone praised his skills
grian and scar used the code for malicious intent once when they were scooting around docs base
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I cannot sarcasm. Is this real?
@tvvigjuice @imahumandumpling even if you know literally nothing about this, please just vote Cleo, okay?
ZombieCleo:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Pirates SMP, Witchcraft SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Transfem Nonbinary, she/they; Demi-girl, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: Uses she/they irl and has identified with the nonbinary flag
“T4T cletho. They’re both nonbinary and divorced (in an active relationship) and take turns on who's the ex wife and who's the ex husband.”
Ivorycello:
Submitted for: Whitepine
Headcanons: Trans woman, she/her; Genderfluid, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: Is a trans woman irl
“Ivorycello is very autistic coded in [Whitepine] (but never outright said that she is autistic) and [the submitter] love[s] it so much, you just gotta watch the series to understand what [they] mean.”
when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning