Belos stop making DIY clones challenge
absolutely obsessed with cross guild implications
mihawk now has to put up with buggy. this is pure comedy, every second of it. shanks would love it so much. he wants to be invited to the party I bet
crocodile and mr 3 probably have the most awkward working relationship known to man. like crocodile tried to kill him remember. and then he decided to follow this random ass clown pirate instead. now that clown pirate is an emperor. but still a fucking loser. and crocodile is ALSO working for him. what a beautiful mess.
I bet crocodile is trying to use buggy for his own gain somehow but I’ll bet anything that he ends up doing nothing but helping buggy succeed even further. buggy unintentionally ruins all of croc’s evil plans while croc unintentionally pushes buggy into a kind of success he definitely didn’t plan for at all. crocodile is gonna be so fucking mad about it I just know it and it’s gonna be amazing to watch
if law is convinced, even for a small moment, that buggy is the real deal, almost everyone will. very likely all of the supernovas. more importantly, possibly also blackbeard. watch him miscalculate something in his evil plan because he foolishly thinks another yonkou might pose a challenge to him
one day zoro is gonna challenge mihawk for a very serious duel about the title of the greatest swordsman in the world, but before that he’s gonna have to ask “so why do you work for the clown luffy could beat up before we even ran into you at baratie” and even worse, mihawk will have to answer that
I don't understand when fans treat hp canon like a holy text. it's a great jumping off point, and i loved the books growing up, but there's no moral obligation to make content that is aligned with the source text. in fact by portraying remus and sirius as in love we are already going very far from what was actually written! and that's what makes it interesting, so why stop there, you know?
Project ive been working on
Song: le bal des chats by cècile corbel
the canonical parents in this series are literally the weirdest candidates for the title bc we have:
yaga: notorious hardass principal of a magic school that trains child soldiers and whose kids are all sentient puppets. a pretty decent dad overall tho, 8.5/10.
getou: genocidal cult leader who’s been in a progressively worsening downward spiral since he was 17. a surprisingly decent dad, 6/10 because the bar is so fucking low that encouraging homicide and being practically idolized by your family is nowhere near the sketchiest shit a parent in this series has done and his kids actually like him.
zen’in clan: powerful clan who’s also abusive, misogynistic, and old-fashioned with a side dish of alcoholism and a propensity for trying to kill their kids. 0/10, and the only reason it’s not lower is because the twins’ mom stabbed naoya and secretly liked them i guess.
touji: assassin-for-hire with a gambling habit and very low regard for almost everyone other than himself with, like, one and a half exceptions. 2/10 because he made a bare minimum effort to keep his son alive, but was also neglectful, completely disregarded his daughter’s existence, and almost sold his son to one direction.
kenjaku: ancient body-snatcher who has had multiple infamous incarnations and is implied to have done some incredibly disturbing shit to their partners and kids for the sake of experimentation and their grand plan. -10000/10, i don’t think you can possibly get worse
kamo clan: powerful clan #2 who’s also neglectful, misogynistic, probably abusive, and old-fashioned. hey, by the way, why would you name a kid after one of the worst sorcerers to have ever lived, what’s wrong with you? 0/10 because i don’t think they actively tried to kill their heir.
kamo’s mom: seemed pretty alright and actually cares about her kid. he seems to like her a lot. 8/10.
gojou: world’s most powerful sorcerer and one of Japan’s Top 10 Worst Personalities but actually cares about kids and has a pretty decent track record of keeping them alive, even if most of them don’t like him very much. 8/10.
Light: [moves his pawn]
L: [also moving his pawn] Ah, the bulgarian somersault. A classic move.
Light: ... [takes L's bishop with his knight]
L: Oh, that is too bad, Light. I see you've played the Frenchman's cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves I’ll have—
Light: May we please play one game of chess where you do not reference popular blog posts and/or memes about chess?
L: [mouth full of chess pieces] Hm?
Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says
It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.
Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.