(@appri-dot ) You Poke The Endoskeleton! It... Collapses Across The Ground With A Loud Clatter Like A

Honest mistake, my friend. Since you are busy, I'll introduce myself later. I do have other business to attend to.

“Alright then, good luck! Wherever you’re off to and whomever you are.”

🔆A deal you say? Hrm... I am weary at making deals since the last one caused me to... Erm, if rather not dwell upon my past, but if this can help me... I will subject myself upon your conditions. So, tell me, what is it?🔆

"Hm... for you? I'd trade you this for a secret. Not too personal of course, I pass my dealed information around, but just something most people don't know about you." Trick explains, twirling the card through her paws in a series of skilled turns.

((For the purposes of this actually just being a secret message you can send it to me through DM's if you'd like, then nobody else knows!))

Why do you think I would be a good caretaker tho?

Trick palmed a card from thin air, which turned out to be a display when it expanded and shifted in her paws. The video on the screen was a sped up fragment of the time you’d gone exploring the underwater area of Appri’s world. “Well for one you know how to handle yourself without resorting to murder, two you know how to deal with kids, and three you can shapeshift and adapt to more chaotic scenarios that could possibly come up, honestly it’s hard to predict exactly what could happen with younger anons.”

My name...you can call me Eluy!

<User: -Placeholder-'s name has been changed to Eluy >

Understood, remember the command prompt we mentioned earlier? It unfortunately contains a dreaded

"click to verify you are not a robot"

Security measure, most devious. We have yet to crack such a secure lock such as clicking a textbox with random patterns.

Synthesizing hands has been considered unviable, but you all have hands, correct? You could be capable of bypassing such a difficult security measure.

Very sorry for interrupting, I hope your noggin’s gonna do better! But hey, self defense is the best defense. I’ll give ya my website later, but have fun with your guest and new toy!

———————— “Huh. This looks awfully like something from… falldown? I dunno I haven’t been to that verse in ages. As long as this thing doesn’t have hidden fees or something, thank you Def! Just…” She held her face in her paws for a moment. “Actually knock, or just don’t scream your first words when you pop into existence, please…”

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

Oh no, it's okey, It's nit like I feel hungry, I am star I can consume anything as energy, oxigen and carbon are also things I "eat", but I like the taste of food and I hadn't any for a while.

Her ears perk back up nigh instantly.

"Oh, why didn't you say so? It was coffee right? What type? I know some people tend to get real specific with how they brew it."

Oh my pecking lord-

Aajdbadyhahdjf! You have no idea how like stupidly happy this makes me- I can't even properly format words right now... Oh my gosh you even remembered the broken eye thing! I've been grinning for the last two minutes-

Everyone, if you don't know of 'em already, I'd like to introduce you to artist and writer extraordinaire, Appri-dot. Who single handedly got me my muse back after a year of it being dead with their AU's.

In complete seriousness, though I suspect most of you have come from that account to begin with, go and follow them if you haven't, they're one of the best storytellers I know.

Don't worry, all it'll cost is your heart from all the angst-

If we play our cards right, we can all make it out alive!

God it's been so long! Shout out to the best/one of my favourite anon, basically the one who made sure nobody died in napping cactus XD @trick-anon

Yes! I like hugs and I wanted to visit you since I've heard about you in Appri's blog!

“Ah, not surprised, they’ve been trying to organize someone to take care of the younger anons and apparently i’m one of the candidates. I’d help out whenever I could but…” She looks back at the multitude of screens on the wall, all brimming with different displays and pieces of data. Most of this looked like it was monitoring other universes. “My paws are a bit full, I wouldn’t be able to be the main caretaker, y’know? You though… so far you seem to be good with that sort of stuff.”

Hope obliges with a whisper, and Trick nods in response, passing you the card.

"Interesting... here, I'd say that's more than worth this one! don't worry I'll be a lot more tight lipped with the last bit. Actually..."

She snaps her fingers again and the face of the card glows for a moment.

"The card has seven uses now, for being a good sport, n' also cause I like you."

"Oh! right, almost forgot, is there anything else you'd be interested in?"