I've been spending the past day pretending Tears of the Kingdom is a Legend of Korra game thanks to this one outfit.
Hi. My name is Brady. Well, thats what you guys know me by. But thats not important. I need everyone, whether you know me or not, to spread this.
when the good place said "people improve when they get external love and validation. how can we hold it against them when they don't?" and when the frankenstein musical said "if ever had these hands been held with compassion, could they do what they've done, these hands?" and when critical role said "you were not born with venom in your veins. you learned it."
Zelda (princess, very smart, sealed gannon, beautiful, works very hard): I don’t know, I just never feel like I’m good enough...
Link (a garbage fire, has committed arson, anxiety): I am literally perfection
Teacher: Okay class, today we will be learning about treasury-secretary Alexander Hamilton
Hamiltrash: HOW DOES A-
Teacher: Never mind. Today we will be learning about William Shakespear:
Shakespeeps: It’s so incredibly hard-
Teacher: WE WILL BE LEARNING ABOUT THE FRENCH REVOLUTION
Le Mis fans: *Raises hands aggressively in French*
Teacher: Um- We will learn about the newsboy strike-
Fansies: :))))))))))
Teacher: We will learn about Henry the Eighth
Six fans: DIVORCED..
Teacher: We will learn about the AIDS epidemic of the eighties
Rent and Falsettos fans: *Sad screeching*
Teacher: MATH TIME: We are learning how to convert measurements of time… no one? Okay, for example, how many minutes are in a year
Rent fans: *Still screeching, now happy screeches*
Teacher: *Looking up random things to teach*: We will learn about... Arteriovenous malformation
A new brain fans: *whispering* it’s my day *Screaming*HE HAS TROUBLE IN HIS BRAIN-
Teacher: c-class dismissed
Theater kids: okay y’all, let’s go sing in an IHOP
I’ve had this meme on my Tumblr page for years. Literally, years. Recently, I noticed that they removed it for “Violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines.” Really?! Where? How? I know that ceiling is terrifying, but, seriously…
This happened, Simon told me himself
Simon: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swing set?
Jesus: No, i explicitly said: "Simon, don't lick the swing set"
Jesus: Then you said: "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swing set.
Simon (grinning proudly): Good times
Wait for it..