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Tw for unreality

I find this way too funny

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

have some goldmines from the dreamsmp game chat

So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. And feel free to submit ones you’ve heard :3

idk if I’m just dumb but I SUCK at the knife fight with Gregg lmao

Before you declare someone a “himbo”, ask yourself, whether he has at least three (3) characteristics of the Original Himbo, Achilles.

- Stupid weak ankles

- Tendency to become a blanket burrito to avoid problems

- Boyfriend who steals his clothes

- Swole but in like a cute way

- Long flowing hair

- Willing to drag the body of his enemy around the walls of the city on his chariot/longboard/pistachio green fiat 500

- Lived in a cave for a while

- Wears pretty dresses for plot convenience and/or aesthetic

- Cute and he knows it

These are the questions we must ask ourselves. Before you knight a man the sacred title of himbo STOP and think...is this what Achilles died for?

Here it is. I genuinely hope you like it. Feel free to leave feedback here or on the website. Thank you all again for your support.

imagine germ doing fortnite dances

( i beg you guys not to make animation from this )

Source : Finji’s Twitter and NitWs reddit.

This song is just- so perfect for this game