“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

One. I’m way too lazy to do anything for April 1st.

Two. I won’t even be aware it’s April 1st because what even is time and how do you keep track of it?

Three. That’s not the kind of discomfort or anxiety I like to cause from my blog.

Four. If I am to post/re-blog anything like that on my blog I will be tagging it appropriately to AVOID unwilling participation.

Arsinoe Raised by The Arrons

Hell that what it’s gonna be. 

Genevieve tries to make a dress Arsinoe gives her HELL  for the rest of her life

Other fun shanagins ensue with Aronoe being a strong poisoner gifted in making poisons and eating them.

imagne the gave noir (or whatever it’s called) poisoned food and Arsinoe  she’d eat it ALL 

and Mr. Chatworths and Natalias agreement would happen (maybe) which means billy and Arsinoe 

Which means no dead Natalia! 

And maybe the sibling would meet and have a good relationship with no hurt Kat.

And no being thrown down The Breccia..... but that means not cute moments.

Bonus 2.0: The guy who cheated on the strongest naturalist in generations

A summary of the three dark crowns suitors

The twins that are actually cousins

That one guy who supports murder

Arisone’s soulmate 

Bonus: the guy who through the love of his life of a cliff 

A Voltron Rant

In Voltron season 8 episodes 9 & 10.

The old Paladins meet their predecessors and each talk to them.

Battle skills, entities inside them, kindness, their relationship with their daughter, their leadership skills because of their lineage.

Lance wasn’t the only one thrown under the bus, Keith was to.

Keith: “no we won’t give up!”

Zarkon: “that’s your galra lineage. It’s what makes you a great leader of Voltron. You and I share that trait...”

I just sat there like “so your putting all of Keith’s leadership abilities on his heritage, so what about Shiro?” Where’d the character go? Oh wait with season 4.

Like yes Galrans are good leaders (Lotor, Sendak, Ranveig, Zarkon -before the quintessence poisoning-, Kolivan) but still it kinda just sucks that he got all his leadership skills stuffed into the fact of being Galra.

I would have loved it if it was something like ....

Zarkon: that’s what makes you a good leader your undying love for your family, friends and fellow Paladins.

I would have cried if that was said because it was probably true for Zarkon just as much as it is for Keith.

A summary of the three dark crowns suitors

The twins that are actually cousins

That one guy who supports murder

Arisone’s soulmate 

Bonus: the guy who through the love of his life of a cliff 

i always think about that study where they had adults hold a baby, and when they were told the baby was a girl the adults said she was cute and small, and when they were told the baby was a boy they said he was big and strong. they rated the baby’s ability to do things and tendency towards certain toys differently. they even held the baby differently. (x) or when they rated the baby’s physical ability to do various tasks such as climbing up a slope differently, (x) & when they measured how much parents told their girl children vs. their boy children to be careful and stop being so rowdy (x), & when they measured how often girls and boys were told to be quiet. (x) this was, obviously, all unconscious behavior in the adults. they’re not all like, raving sexists who outspokenly believe that women can’t do stuff or that girls really should just be quieter, be more still than boys. like its not even counting the direct, actual messages, its just literally how every single person in your entire life treats you, and if asked they would probably deny that its even because you’re a girl. how the fuck am i supposed to believe this doesn’t affect a child’s development when its literally constant throughout the entire process 

At School

Me:*looks at friends*

Friends:* are cuddling in the middle of our break right beside the door* Me: *sits down next to them*

A person: that’s pretty gay

Me: Let the gays be gay 

I don’t quite think Braddock  would get along with the Crocodile. Just a bunch of growls as soon as they meet. Or maybe they are immediately friends and cause familiar trouble. Camden would join in sometimes.

okay I know we imagine Kat having something cute and cuddly like a fox or a bunny as a familiar but I bring you this:

An Aligator!

-They are deadly

-They are scary

This fits Katharines vibes 100%

Could you imagine a sweet little (murder baby) walking down the street with an alligator that's literally her size.