Wild: Hmmm. A Desert. Count How Many Sand Is Here Fi. That's Your First Job. Fi: Okay. Fi: [starts Counting]

Now my good people, you should try lipstick!

I was gonna ask why you ate that candle, but then I remembered that I have willingly eaten lotion so-

LOTION????

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Sky frowned, blinking at Wild as he hummed. Unaware of what impact he just said.

"I'm sorry, but you said that a person just, gave you the master sword?" Time asked, blinking slowly at Wild.

He nodded. "Yep. After I gave him 10 restless crickets.

Twilight shrugged. "Whats up with that? I got my master sword by defeating a poe."

Four frowned again, staring at them. "I have a very odd feeling that this is not normal, yet I got the four sword, though it was called the white blade (tempered) at the palace of the winds as well as, for some reason, the earth element." Four frowned, his multicolored eyes flickering with colors.

Wind nodded. "Yeah! I got my wind waker from a chest underneath a house... I don't know how it got there, but I'm not questioning it."

Time shrugged. "I got my Zora mask before I got my deku mask."

"Is that out of order or...?" "Yeah, it very much is."

Hyrule and Legend sat quietly.

"Well I don't know about any of... that, but once I got lost and got the magic boomerang before I got any bombs or swords." Hyrule tilted his head to one side.

"I once found a boss key out in the middle of nowhere. Really no clue how it got there, but Linkle got it." Warriors blinked before he resumed to sharing his sword.

Legend stared at all of them.

"Beetle did once selll me clawshots and digging mitts, as well as a heart container... for some reason. And I did get the Goddess's sword by crashing a chandiler..." Sky shrugged.

Legend blinked, processing what was happening. "All of you are a menace. I'm sorry, but Sky you crashed a chandelier?" a nod. Legend pinched his nose. "I don't exactly think that was the way you were supposed to get those items. I mean, yeah, I understand. My uncle somehow gave me magic cape.."

Epona snorted as all the links contemplated life in silence.

"Yeah, something definitely went wrong."

Four: I should have left you on the street corner I found you.

Shadow: but cha didn’t!

Legend: THE POWER OF THE CARROT COMPELS YOU!

Warriors: I am now suddenly very worried for my life...

Four: Great- how am I going to take care of your sword now?!

Linked universe but instead of the Tempered Sword Legend fights with an orange foam Nerf sword

Hm. Yeah, seems accurate!

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Wild: Honestly, big mood right there.

Rest of the chain - Time: 😶

Time: my mind thinks it’s still 29.

Time: my humor suggest I am 10 years old

Time: and my body keeps asking if we died.

Rest the chain: 😐

POV: You’re a blacksmith

Alternative title

POV: Four is taller than you

Kai: How many Jay’s does it take to change a lightbulb?

Cole: Just one, the real question is how many ladders does he need?

Jay: *offended noises*

I love the different fandoms sort of reactions

(Below cut bc I don't want to clog up the dash.)

Dream smp? Oh yeah an adult just going to go traumatize some minors. nothing too special. The usual.

Hermitcraft? yeah, build some farms and make big builds. Always make sure to lag the game and DONT FINISH THE BACK!!

Amphibia? Heck yeah Anne, Sasha and Marcy will return to Amphibia. Ships? Y E S. They got two hands/SASHA IS COMFIRMED TO BE ATTRACTED TO WOMEN.

Four swords? We just accepted that we are the smallest Legend of Zelda Cult and just totally cool about it. Yeah, Its fine. Shadow and Vio are cute. Green must.. protecc. Red just chill. Blue waves giant hammer.

Linked Universe? Twiddes (god lord I hate myself for actually writing that...) Warriors rich, and Wild popular. Oh and Hyrule can't cook, Four is afraid of green peppers and is metallic. Time is old, Legend has *trauma*, Wind is a pirate, Sky sleeps. Twilight is wolfie. Dark Link? Nah I think you mean Dink.

Owl house? Hunter, trauma. Luz, trauma. Gus? Trauma. Hooty? Tra- okay Hooty is Hooty. King? SOBBING. Willow? probably the least traumatized out of all of them. Eda, no arm. Raine? PAIN. Litterally anyone else? Sad. Belos? Ew, sewer stuff. Collector? WHAT THE-??!! p o w e r.

My hero Academia? Ships here, Ships there. You get a ship and You get a ship. Ships for EVERYONE!

then litterally in Riordan verse, Kane cronicles underrated, magnus chase is great, and Pjo is fan favorite. HoO we ship a character with a brick. (it literally says its cannon in the wiki. Look for yourself) Trials of Apollo? Idk haven't read the books but JASON DIES.

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