“Harbor folk… thats it- you were harbor folk?
“Don’t act like you know me, Owen.”
“We called you lot target practice.”
hey remember when i said outsiders smp was dark. anyway…………..
alt versions (w b1ood) under readmore!
So you know how when given the chance to invent something in the show, Sails (with the help of Mangey) makes a fucking bomb of all things. That is to say, I think he very much likes fireworks and would make it a contest of who can make the most fancy looking one from scratch.
Nine takes up the competition immiditely, not all that pressed about loud bangs or explosions or the very possible fire hazzard because he has his honor and ego to defend.
Mangey is not a fan though, loud sudden noises were never a good thing and poor guy's hearing is quite sensitive, so he goes to hide by Tails' side, who would've joined the other two if not for his understanding of the poor jungle fox's plight in his arms.
Instead Tails sits silently, contemplating every way of murder if his workshop ends up in flames due to the two pyromaniacs setting off crazy colorful explosions on the runway
Ah yes, the genders of Genshin Impact
Cat Lady
Dog Man
And the much rarer Fox Person
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Thought I'd share some incorrect quotes with Albedo and his twin. Hope you like them!
Rubedo: I can explain. Albedo: Can you? Rubedo: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Rubedo: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Albedo: Mind your language! Rubedo: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Albedo: Rubedo: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Rubedo: *Accidentally hits Albedo in the face* Rubedo: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Rubedo: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Albedo: What’s wrong with you?!
Rubedo: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Albedo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Rubedo: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
Rubedo: Okay, truth or dare? Albedo: Truth Rubedo: How many hours have you slept this week? Albedo: Albedo: ...Dare Rubedo: Go to bed. Albedo: I don’t like this game.
these are all biblically accurate
I can picture Dapper trying to capture oSneeg to add to his Collection
I can also picture oSneeg going along with it for the chance to fuck with qBad
sometimes family bonding is sitting in silence with the game on the tv and everyone playing on their phones
creature
Started watching Bungo Stray Dogs lately lol
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