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My 69th post on this account…

FUNNY NUMBER POST!!!!!!!

God I love kayne

im SO LATE but i forgot to post it sooo here

i hate kayne.

Aren’t we all

oh no.. I’m thinking about vld again..

i need a fanart of Lockwood and Lucy sitting fully clothed in a bathtub playing with bath toys like the absolute children they are. i feel like this fits their dynamic so well like imagine:

Lucy holding a squeaky octopus that is missing an arm: so señor squeaky duck, we meet again.

Lockwood: so it appears we have. What now have you come to steal my gold? *points Duck to pile of bubbles next to him* Lucy: it just so happens that I have. *moves to take so bubbles* *both start yelling and getting into a metaphorical battle with their bath toys. Bubbles and water go flying everywhere.*

*Lucy and Lockwood suddenly freeze in place*

George: *opens door to the bathroom, just as Lucy is about to splash Lockwood in the face, and halts mid splash* i-I’m not even gonna ask. *turns around and leaves closing the door behind him*

*Lockwood and Lucy return to having their battle as if they where uninterrupted*

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Trying to make a point to my father.

THIS DEAD GUY HAS A SICK TATOO, SO IM BREAKING INTO A GOVERNMENT FACILITY AND STEALING HIM

@ducky-the-mucky

I don't see any one talking about this yet

The hand Monty had up his sleave

Two aces and two eights. That's a dead man's hand.

It's an excellent little detail considering he... well... died

I’m sad and need some techno centric bedrock bros fics. All got any recommendations?

If I had a nickel for every time I took a nap on a Sunday while I watched an episode of criminal minds about a burned body I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice