hyuk: *walks in a classroom very shyly*
hyuk: h-hi, i am a new student, han sanghyuk and you are?
hongbin: questioning my sexuality
Ravi: *watching Hongbin pour two cans of Monster into his nitro cold brew coffee*
Ravi: Hongbin what are you doing??
Hongbin, completely monotone: I’m trying to die Wonshik.
Dino: so I said that if I don’t become a rock star by 19, I’ll become a serial killer
Woozi: cool
Woozi: wait, how old are you?
teacher: hyuk said a swear word in class
Hakyeon: i’ll talk to him about it
Hakyeon, to hyuk: what the fuck, dude?
I agree on this.
there needs to be a lowkey gay version of we got married and toss all of our favorite otps on it
Hyuk: I’m like a dog, ya know? I’m cute, fun, loyal, and I wag my behind when people give me treats
Dylan: it's okay, Johnny. when life gives you lemons, you just gotta make lemonade
Johnny: that's a shitty advice
Johnny: why not just squeeze the lemon into the eyes of who's upsetting me?
Dylan: who is upsetting you that much??
Johnny: you, Dylan, with this terrible advice
Dylan: listen. there’s something i need to get off my chest.
Anna: is it your shirt? jesus fucking christ please say yes.
Ken: Target acquired
*fires nerf gun at Hongbin*
Ken: Target engaged
*Hongbin sprints towards Ken*
Ken: TARGET ANGRY! TARGET ANGRY!
BTOB: can someone pass the salt, please?
5VIXX: *looks at Leo*
Leo: touch me and you’ll lose your fucking fingers.
Hakyeon: Have you heard from Jaehwan?
Wonshik: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Taekwoon-Hyung
Hakyeon: No offense Wonshik, but those two sentences don't go together