Messy Timelines - Taylor Swift

Now, pretty baby, I'm runnin' back home to you. Fresh out the slammer, I know who my first call will be to. To the one who says I'm the girl of his American dreams.

"Fresh Out the Slammer" (2024)

Karlie: "Taylor is like the American Dream." Taylor: "Salute to me, like the American Dream."

"King of my heart" (2017)

She is back in prison, but still.... 😂🙊🙈

Why do so many people hate Olivia because of this comment? 🙈 It would be better if Taylor's PR shitshow focused on the climate crisis instead of the NFL... right!? 🤷

Olivia is a very close friend of Dianna. Do you know what I am talking about? 😉

Social Media (Vienna Swifties Version)

😤🤯🤬🤮💔♥️🩷💙🤗 Tweets in random order

"Help, I'm still at the restaurant" 💔

MORE 😤🤯🤬🤮💔♥️🩷💙🤗 TWEETS 👇

And the "yes" after the "park" scene. 🤗

"We decided together that we wanted our relationship to be private." Happy Kaylor day! 🌈

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Shawmila vs. Camren Crack Humor #4 | Are Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes gay?

(x) "There was a time where it was very possible that you would be attracted to someone and they were also attracted to you. But they were living in this place called The Closet, which was not a place. It was not an apartment building. It was an existential existence that one could have. [...] Sometimes I liked being in the closet with people. [...] People are like, No, no gay utopia, but there's a reason why we keep writing books about it and songs about it and TV shows about it and movies about it. It feels good to feel bad. [...]"

"Like, if Taylor Swift marries that football player, you're all f*cked, you know. Like if she marries that football guy. That very... That I don't understand. I don't know what's happening. Anyways. I'm just saying, don't root against people. But also, are you sure you want to root for them?"

Jack Antonoffs lesbian friends Tegan and Sara. 🏳️‍🌈

"I've had the thought several times in my career, wondering if I had been a man instead of a woman, and if I had lived my life exactly the same way. I had the same triumphs, made the same mistakes, dated the same people. What would people have said about me if I was a man instead of a woman?" (Taylor Swift)

Dated the same people? Let me see...

a) Taylor as man + a few publicly known people that she dated

You would be gay, Taylor. And it would be okay. It's also okay to be a woman and date the same gender.

b) Taylor as man + a few bitches and models

Taylor, you could (publicly) date bitches and models, you'd be THE MAN! Because you'd have dated really hot bitches and models.

What's your thought about this interview!?

That's the interview, I found it on tiktok. According to the source they deleted this part in the published interview... is that true?

get your backpacks it's september

... ok, Reese!? 🎒!? 🤔

Lightning strikes every time she moves

A girl on TikTok pointed out that the ground pattern looks in the end like a giraffe pattern! 🦒😱

Taylor is an alleged Capricorn (saturn) rising. Karlie is a Cancer (moon) rising. The moon and saturn are in rising positions here. And the strings match the visual that happens during invisible string on the eras tour. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kar(lie) is my boyfriend!